A
CHRISTMAS CAROL
BY
CHARLES DICKENS
AS CONDENSED BY HIMSELF, FOR HIS READINGS.
STAVE
ONE - MARLEY'S GHOST
MARLEY
was dead, to begin with. There is no doubt whatever
about that. The register of his burial was signed
by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker,
and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it. And
Scrooge's name was good upon 'Change for anything
he chose to put his hand to.
Old
Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
Scrooge
knew he was dead? Of course he did. How could
it be otherwise? Scrooge and he were partners
for I don't know how many years. Scrooge was
his sole executor, his sole administrator, his
sole assign, his sole residuary legatee, his
sole friend, his sole mourner.
Scrooge
never painted out old Marley's name, however.
There it yet stood, years afterwards, above
the warehouse door, -- Scrooge and Marley. The
firm was known as Scrooge and Marley. Sometimes
people new to the business called Scrooge Scrooge,
and sometimes Marley. He answered to both names.
It was all the same to him.
Oh
! But he was a tight-fisted hand at the grindstone,
was Scrooge! a squeezing, wrenching grasping,
scraping, clutching, covetous old sinner! External
heat and cold had little influence on him. No
warmth could warm, no cold could chill him.
No wind that blew was bitterer than he no falling
snow was more intent upon its purpose, no pelting
rain less open to entreaty. Foul weather didn't
know where to have him. The heaviest rain and
snow and hail and sleet could boast of the advantage
over him in only one respect, -- they often
"came down" handsomely, and Scrooge never did.
Nobody
ever stopped him in the street to say, with
gladsome looks, "My dear Scrooge, how are you?
When will you come to see me?" No beggars implored
him to bestow a trifle, no children asked him
what it was o'clock, no man or woman ever once
in all his life inquired the way to such and
such a place, of Scrooge. Even the blindmen's
dogs appeared to know him; and when they saw
him coming on, would tug their owners into doorways
and up courts; and then would wag their tails
as though they said, "No eye at all is better
than an evil eye, dark master!"
But
what did Scrooge care! It was the very thing
he liked. To edge his way along the crowded
paths of life, warning all human sympathy to
keep its distance, was what the knowing ones
call "nuts" to Scrooge.
Once
upon a time of all the good days in the year,
upon a Christmas eve old Scrooge sat busy in
his counting-house. It was cold, bleak biting,
foggy weather; and the city clocks had only
just gone three, but it was quite dark already.
The
door of Scrooge's counting-house was open, that
he might keep his eye upon his clerk, who, in
a dismal little cell beyond, a sort of tank,
was copying letters. Scrooge had a very small
fire, but the clerk's fire was so very much
smaller that it looked like one coal. But he
couldn't replenish it, for Scrooge kept the
coal-box in his own room; and so surely as the
clerk came in with the shovel the master predicted
that it would be necessary for them to part.
Wherefore the clerk put on his white comforter,
and tried to warm himself at the candle; in
which effort, not being a man of a strong imagination,
he failed.
"A
merry Christmas, uncle! I God save you!" cried
a cheerful voice. It was the voice of Scrooge's
nephew, who came upon him so quickly that this
was the first intimation Scrooge had of his
approach.
"Bah!"
said Scrooge; "humbug!"
"Christmas
a humbug, uncle! You don't mean that, I am sure?"
"I
do. Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas
time to you but a time for paying bills without
money; a time for finding yourself a year older,
and not an hour richer; a time for balancing
your books and having every item in 'em through
a round dozen of months presented dead against
you? If I had my will, every idiot who goes
about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should
be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with
a stake of holly through his heart. He should!"
"Uncle!"
"Nephew,
keep Christmas in your own way, and let me keep
it in mine."
"Keep
it! But you don't keep it."
"Let
me leave it alone, then. Much good may it do
you! Much good it has ever done you!"
"There
are many things from which I might have derived
good, by which I have not profited, I dare say,
Christmas among the rest. But I am sure I have
always thought of Christmas time, when it has
come round, -- apart from the veneration due
to its sacred origin, if anything belonging
to it call be apart from that, -- as a good
time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant
time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar
of the year, when men and women seem by one
consent to open their shut-up hearts freely,
and to thank of people below them as if they
really were fellow-travellers to the grave,
and not another race of creatures bound on other
journeys. And therefore, uncle, though it has
never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket,
I believe that it has done me good, and will
do me good; and I say, God bless it!"
The
clerk in the tank involuntarily applauded.
"Let
me hear another sound from you," said
Scrooge, "and you'll keep your Christmas by
losing your situation! You're quite a powerful
speaker, sir," he added, turning to his nephew.
"I wonder you don't go into Parliament."
"Don't
be angry, uncle. Come! Dine with us to-morrow."
Scrooge
said that he would see him -- yes, indeed he
did. He went the whole length of the expression,
and said that he would see him in that extremity
first.
"But
why?" cried Scrooge's nephew. "Why?"
"Why
did you get married?"
"Because
I fell in love."
"Because
you fell in love!" growled Scrooge, as if that
were the only one thing in the world more ridiculous
than a merry Christmas. "Good afternoon!"
"Nay,
uncle, but you never came to see me before that
happened. Why give it as a reason for no coming
now?"
"Good
afternoon."
"I want nothing
from you; I ask nothing of you; why cannot we
be friends?"
"Good
afternoon."
"I
am sorry, with all my heart, to find you so
resolute. We have never had any quarrel, to
which I have been a party. But I have made the
trial in homage to Christmas, and I'll keep
my Christmas humor to the last. So A Merry Christmas,
uncle!"
"Good
afternoon!"
"And
A Happy New-Year!"
"Good
afternoon!"
His
nephew left the room without an angry word,
notwithstanding. The clerk, in letting Scrooge's
nephew out, had let two other people in. They
were portly gentlemen, pleasant to behold, and
now stood, with their hats off, in Scrooge's
office. They had books and papers in their hands,
and bowed to him.
"Scrooge
and Marley's, I believe," said one of the gentlemen,
referring to his list. "Have I the pleasure
of addressing Mr. Scrooge, or Mr. Marley?"
"Mr.
Marley has been dead these seven years. He died
seven years ago, this very night."
"At
this festive season of the year, Mr. Scrooge,"
said the gentleman, taking up a pen, "it is
more than usually desirable that we should make
some slight provision for the poor and destitute,
who suffer greatly at the present time. Many
thousands are in want of common necessaries;
hundreds of thousands are in want of common
comforts, air."
"Are
there no prisons?"
"Plenty
of prisons. But under the impression that they
scarcely furnish Christian cheer of mind or
body to the unoffending multitude, a few of
us are endeavoring to raise a fund to buy the
poor some meat and drink, and means of warmth.
We choose this time, because it is a time, of
all others, when Want is keenly felt, and Abundance
rejoices. What shall I put you down for?"
"Nothing!"
"You
wish to be anonymous?"
"I
wish to be left alone. Since you ask me what
I wish, gentlemen, that is my answer. I don't
make merry myself at Christmas, and I can't
afford to make idle people merry. I help to
support the prisons and the workhouses, -- they
cost enough, -- and those who are badly off
must go there."
"Many
can't go there; and many would rather die."
"If
they would rather die, they had better do it,
and decrease the surplus population."
At
length the hour of shutting up the counting-house
arrived. With an ill-will Scrooge, dismounting
from his stool, tacitly admitted the fact to
the expectant clerk in the Tank, who instantly
snuffed his candle out, and put on his hat.
"You'll want all
day to-morrow, I suppose?"
"If
quite convenient, sir."
"It
is not convenient, and it's not fair. If I was
to stop half a crown for it, you'd think yourself
mightily ill-used, I'll be bound?"
"Yes,
sir."
"And
yet you don't think me ill-used, when I pay
a day's wages for no work."
"It's
only once a year, sir."
"A
poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every
twenty-fifth of December! But I suppose you
must have the whole day. Be here all the earlier
next morning."
The
clerk promised that he would; and Scrooge walked
out with a growl. The office was closed in a
twinkling, and the clerk, with the long ends
of his white comforter dangling below his waist
(for he boasted no great-coat), went down a
slide, at the end of a lane of boys, twenty
times, in honor of its being Christmas eve,
and then ran home as hard as he could pelt,
to play at blindman's-buff.
Scrooge
took his melancholy dinner in his usual melancholy
tavern; and having read all the newspapers,
and beguiled the rest of the evening with his
banker's book, went home to bed. He lived in
chambers which had once belonged to his deceased
partner. They were a gloomy suite of rooms,
in a lowering pile of building up a yard. The
building was old enough now, and dreary enough;
for nobody lived in it but Scrooge, the other
rooms being all let out as offices.
Now
it is a fact, that there was nothing at all
particular about the knocker on the door of
this house, except that it was very large; also,
that Scrooge had seen it, night and morning,
during his whole residence in that place; also,
that Scrooge had as little of what is called
fancy about him as any man in the city of London.
And yet Scrooge, having his key in the lock
of the door, saw in the knocker, without its
undergoing any intermediate process of change,
not a knocker, but Marley's face.
Marley's
face, with a dismal light about it, like a bad
lobster in a dark cellar. It was not angry or
ferocious, but it looked at Scrooge as Marley
used to look, -- with ghostly spectacles turned
up upon its ghostly forehead.
As
Scrooge looked fixedly at this phenomenon, it
was a knocker again. He said, "Pooh, pooh!"
and closed the door with a bang.
The
sound resounded through the house like thunder.
Every room above, and every cask in the wine-merchant's
cellars below, appeared to have a, separate
peal of echoes of its own. Scrooge was not a
man to be frightened by echoes. He fastened
the door, and walked across the hall, and up
the stairs. Slowly too, trimming his candle
as he went.
Up
Scrooge went, not caring a button for its being
very dark. Darkness is cheap, and Scrooge liked
it. But before he shut his heavy door, he walked
through his rooms to see that all was right.
He had just enough recollection of the face
to desire to do that. Sitting-room, bedroom,
lumber-room, all as they should be. Nobody under
the table, nobody under the sofa; a small fire
in the grate; spoon and basin ready; and the
little saucepan of gruel (Scrooge had a cold
in his head) upon the hob. Nobody under the
bed; nobody in the closet; nobody in his dressing-gown,
which was hanging up in a suspicious attitude
against the wall. Lumber-room as usual. Old
fire-guard, old shoes, two fish-baskets, washing-stand
on three legs, and a poker.
Quite
satisfied, he closed his door, and locked himself
in; double-locked himself in, which was not
his custom. Thus secured against surprise, he
took off his cravat, put on his dressing-gown
and slippers and his nightcap, and sat down
before the very low fire to take his gruel.
As
he threw his head back in the chair, his glance
happened to rest upon a bell, a disused bell,
that hung in the room, and communicated, for
some purpose now forgotten, with a chamber in
the highest story of the building. It was with
great astonishment, and with a strange, inexplicable
dread, that, as he looked, he saw this bell
begin to swing. Soon it rang out loudly, and
so did every bell in the house.
This
was succeeded by a clanking noise, deep down
below, as if some person were dragging a heavy
chain over the casks in the wine-merchant's
cellar.
Then
he heard the noise much louder, on the floors
below; then coming up the stairs; then coming
straight towards his door.
It
came on through the heavy door, and a spectre
passed into the room before his eyes. And upon
its coming in, the dying flame leaped up, as
though it cried, "I know him! Marley's ghost!"
The
same face, the very same. Marley in his pigtail,
usual waistcoat, tights, and boots. His body
was transparent; so that Scrooge, observing
him, and looking through his waistcoat, could
see the two buttons on his coat behind.
Scrooge
had often heard it said that Marley had no bowels,
but he had never believed it until now.
No,
nor did he believe it even now. Though he looked
the phantom through and through, and saw it
standing before him, -- though he felt the chilling
influence of its death-cold eyes, and noticed
the very texture of the folded kerchief bound
about its head and chin, -- he was still incredulous.
"How
now!" said Scrooge, caustic and cold as ever.
"What do you want with me?"
"Much!"
-- Marley's voice, no doubt about it.
"Who
are you?"
"Ask
me who I was."
"Who
were you then?"
"In
life I was your partner, Jacob Marley."
"Can
you -- can you sit down?"
"I
can."
"Do
it, then."
Scrooge
asked the question, because he did n't know
whether a ghost so transparent might find himself
in a condition to take a chair; and felt that,
in the event of its being impossible, it might
involve the necessity of an embarrassing explanation.
But the ghost sat down on the opposite side
of the fireplace, as if he were quite used to
it.
"You
don't believe in me."
"I
don't."
"What
evidence would you have of my reality beyond
that of your senses?"
"I
don't know."
"Why
do you doubt your senses?"
"Because
a little thing affects them. A slight disorder
of the stomach makes them cheats. You may be
an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard,
a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone
potato. There's more of gravy than of grave
about you, whatever you are!"
Scrooge
was not much in the habit of cracking jokes,
nor did he feel in his heart by any means waggish
then. The truth is, that he tried to be smart,
as a means of distracting his own attention,
and keeping down his horror.
But
how much greater was his horror when, the phantom
taking off the bandage round its head, as if
it were too warm to wear in-doors, its lower
jaw dropped down upon its breast!
"Mercy!
Dreadful apparition, why do you trouble me?
Why do spirits walk the earth, and why do they
come to me?"
"It
is required of every man, that the spirit within
him should walk abroad among his fellow-men,
and travel far and wide; and if that spirit
goes not forth in life, it is condemned to do
so after death. I cannot tell you all I would.
A very little more is permitted to me. I cannot
rest, I cannot stay, I cannot linger anywhere.
My spirit never walked beyond our counting-house
-- mark me! -- in life my spirit never roved
beyond the narrow limits of our money-changing
hole; and weary journeys lie before me!"
"Seven
years dead. And travelling all the time? You
travel fast?"
"On
the wings of the wind."
"You
might have got over a great quantity of ground
in seven years."
"O
blind man, blind man! not to know that ages
of incessant labor by immortal creatures for
this earth must pass into eternity before the
good of which it is susceptible is all developed.
Not to know that any Christian spirit working
kindly in its little sphere, whatever it may
be, will find its mortal life too short for
its vast means of usefulness. Not to know that
no space of regret can make amends for one life's
opportunities misused! Yet I was like this man;
I once was like this man!"
"But
you were always a good man of business, Jacob,"
faltered Scrooge, who now began to apply this
to himself.
"Business!"
cried the Ghost, wringing its hands again. "Mankind
was my business. The common welfare was my business;
charity, mercy, forbearance, benevolence, were
all my business. The dealings of my trade were
but a drop of water in the comprehensive ocean
of my business!"
Scrooge
was very much dismayed to hear the spectre going
on at this rate, and began to quake exceedingly.
"Hear
me! My time is nearly gone."
"I
will. But don't be hard upon me. Don't be flowery,
Jacob! Pray!"
"I
am here to-night to warn you that you have yet
a chance and hope of escaping my fate. A chance
and hope of my procuring, Ebenezer."
"You
were always a good friend to me. Thank'ee!"
"You
will be haunted by Three Spirits."
"Is
that the chance and hope you mentioned, Jacob?
I -- I think I'd rather not."
"Without
their visits, you cannot hope to shun the path
I tread. Expect the first to-morrow night, when
the bell tolls One. Expect the second on the
next night at the same hour. The third, upon
the next night, when the last stroke of Twelve
has ceased to vibrate. Look to see me no more;
and look that, for your own sake, you remember
what has passed between us!"
It
walked backward from him; and at every Step
it took, the window raised itself a little,
so that, when the apparition reached it, it
was wide open.
Scrooge
closed the window, and examined the door by
which the Ghost had entered. It was double-locked,
as he had locked it with his own hands, and
the bolts were undisturbed. Scrooge tried to
say, "Humbug!" but stopped at the first syllable.
And being, from the emotion he had undergone,
or the fatigues of the day, or his glimpse of
the invisible world, or the dull conversation
of the Ghost, or the lateness of the hour, much
in need of repose, he went straight to bed,
without undressing, and fell asleep on the instant.
STAVE TWO -
THE FIRST OF THE THREE SPIRITS.
WHEN
Scrooge awoke,
it was so dark, that, looking out of bed, he
could scarcely distinguish the transparent window
from the opaque walls of his chamber, until
suddenly the church clock tolled a deep, dull,
hollow, melancholy ONE.
Light
flashed up in the room upon the instant, and
the curtains of his bed were drawn aside by
a strange figure, -- like a child: yet not so
like a child as like an old man, viewed through
some supernatural medium, which gave him the
appearance of having receded from the view,
and being diminished to a child's proportions.
Its hair, which hung about its neck and down
its back, was white as if with age; and yet
the face had not a wrinkle in it, and the tenderest
bloom was on the skin. It held a branch of fresh
green holly in its hand; and, in singular contradiction
of that wintry emblem, had its dress trimmed
with summer flowers. But the strangest thing
about it was, that from the crown of its head
there sprung a bright clear jet of light, by
which all this was visible; and which was doubtless
the occasion of its using, in its duller moments,
a great extinguisher for a cap, which it now
held under its arm.
"Are
you the Spirit, sir, whose coming was foretold
to me?"
"I
am!"
"Who
and what are you?"
"I
am the Ghost of Christmas Past."
"Long
past?"
"No.
Your past. The things that you will see with
me are shadows of the things that have been;
they will have no consciousness of us."
Scrooge
then made bold to inquire what business brought
him there.
"Your
welfare. Rise, and walk with me!"
It
would have been in vain for Scrooge to plead
that the weather and the hour were not adapted
to pedestrian purposes; that bed was warm, and
the thermometer a long way below freezing; that
he was clad but lightly in his slippers, dressing-gown,
and nightcap; and that he had a cold upon him
at that time. The grasp, though gentle as a
woman's hand, was not to be resisted. He rose;
but finding that the Spirit made towards the
window, clasped its robe in supplication.
"I
am a mortal, and liable to fall."
"Bear
but a touch of my hand there," said
the Spirit, laying it upon his heart, "and you
shall be upheld in more than this!"
As
the words were spoken, they passed through the
wall, and stood in the busy thoroughfares of
a city. It was made plain enough by the dressing
of the shops that here, too, it was Christmas
time.
The
Ghost stopped at a certain warehouse door, and
asked Scrooge if he knew it.
"Know
it! Was I apprenticed here!"
They
went in. At sight of an old gentleman in a Welsh
wig, sitting behind such a high desk that, if
he had been two inches taller, he must have
knocked his head against the ceiling, Scrooge
cried in great excitement: "Why, it's old Fezziwig!
Bless his heart, it's Fezziwig, alive again!"
Old
Fezziwig laid down his pen, and looked up at
the clock, which pointed to the hour of seven.
He rubbed his hands; adjusted his capacious
waistcoat; laughed all over himself, from his
shoes to his organ of benevolence; and called
out in a comfortable, oily, rich, fat, jovial
voice: "Yo ho, there! Ebenezer! Dick!"
A
living and moving picture of Scrooge's former
self, a young man, came briskly in, accompanied
by his fellow-prentice.
"Dick
Wilkins, to be sure!" said Scrooge to the Ghost.
"My old fellow-prentice, bless me, yes. There
he is. He was very much attached to me, was
Dick. Poor Dick! Dear, dear!"
"Yo
ho, my boys!" said Fezziwig. "No more work to-night.
Christmas eve, Dick. Christmas, Ebenezer! Let's
have the shutters up, before a man can say Jack
Robinson! Clear away, my lads, and let's have
lots of room here!"
Clear
away! There was nothing they wouldn't have cleared
away, or couldn't have cleared away, with old
Fezziwig looking on. It was done in a minute.
Every movable was packed off, as if it were
dismissed from public life forevermore; the
floor was swept and watered, the lamps were
trimmed, fuel was heaped upon the fire; and
the warehouse was as snug and warm and dry and
bright a ball-room as you would desire to see
upon a winter's night.
In
came a fiddler with a music-book, and went up
to the lofty desk, and made an orchestra of
it, and tuned like fifty stomach-aches. In came
Mrs. Fezziwig, one vast substantial smile. In
came the three Miss Fezziwigs, beaming and lovable.
In came the six young followers whose hearts
they broke. In came all the young men and women
employed in the business. In came the housemaid,
with her cousin the baker. In came the cook,
with her brother's particular friend the milkman.
In they all came one after another; some shyly,
some boldly, some gracefully, some awkwardly,
some pushing, some pulling; in they all came,
anyhow and everyhow. Away they all went, twenty
couple at once; hands half round and back again
the other way; down the middle and up again;
round and round in various stages of affectionate
grouping; old top couple always turning up in
the wrong place; new top couple starting off
again, as soon as they got there; all top couples
at last, and not a bottom one to help them.
When this result was brought about, old Fezziwig,
clapping his hands to stop the dance, cried
out, "Well done!" and the fiddler plunged his
hot face into a pot of porter especially provided
for that purpose.
There
were more dances, and there were forfeits, and
more dances, and there was cake, and there was
negus, and there was a great piece of Cold Roast,
and there was a great piece of Cold Boiled,
and there were mince-pies, and plenty of beer.
But the great effect of the evening came after
the Roast and Boiled, when the fiddler struck
up "Sir Roger de Coverley." Then old Fezziwig
stood out to dance with Mrs. Fezziwig. Top couple,
too; with a good stiff piece of work cut out
for them; three or four and twenty pair of partners;
people who were not to be trifled with; people
who would dance, and had no notion
of walking.
But
if they had been twice as many, -- four times,
-- old Fezziwig would have been a match for
them and so would Mrs. Fezziwig. As to her,
she was worthy to be his partner in every sense
of the term A positive light appeared to issue
from Fezziwig's calves. They shone in every
part of the dance. You couldn't have predicted,
at any given time, what would become of 'em
next. And when old Fezziwig and Mrs. Fezziwig
had gone all through the dance, -- advance and
retire, turn your partner, bow and courtesy,
corkscrew, thread the needle, and back again
to your place, -- Fezziwig "cut," -- cut so
deftly, that he appeared to wink with his legs.
When
the clock struck eleven this domestic ball broke
up. Mr. and Mrs. Fezziwig took their stations,
one on either side the door, and, shaking hands
with every person individually as he or she
went out, wished him or her a Merry Christmas.
When everybody had retired but the two 'prentices,
they did the same to them; and thus the cheerful
voices died away, and the lads were left to
their beds which were under a counter in the
back shop.
"A
small matter," said the Ghost, "to make these
silly folks so full of gratitude. He has spent
but a few pounds of your mortal money, -- three
or four perhaps. Is that so much that he deserves
this praise?"
"It
isn't that," said Scrooge, heated by the remark,
and speaking unconsciously like his former,
not his latter self, -- "it isn't that, Spirit.
He has the power to render us happy or unhappy;
to make our service light or burdensome; a pleasure
or a toil. Say that his power lies in words
and looks; in things so slight and insignificant
that it is impossible to add and count 'em up:
what then? The happiness he gives is quite as
great as if it cost a fortune."
He
felt the Spirit's glance, and stopped.
"What
is the matter?"
"Nothing
particular."
"Something,
I think?"
"No,
no. I should like to be able to say a word or
two to my clerk just now. That's all."
"My
time grows short," observed the Spirit. "Quick!"
This
was not addressed to Scrooge, or to any one
whom he could see, but it produced an immediate
effect. For again he saw himself. He was older
now; a man in the prime of life.
He
was not alone, but sat by the side of a fair
young girl in a black dress, in whose eyes there
were tears.
"It
matters little," she said softly to Scrooge's
former self. "To you, very little. Another idol
has displaced me; and if it can comfort you
in time to come, as I would have tried to do,
I have no just cause to grieve."
"What
Idol has displaced you?"
"A
golden one. You fear the world too much. I have
seen your nobler aspirations fall off one by
one, until the master-passion, Gain, engrosses
you Have I not?"
"What
then? Even if I have grown so much wiser, what
then? I am not changed towards you. Have I ever
sought release from our engagement?"
"In
words, no. Never."
"In
what, then?"
In
a changed nature; in an altered spirit; in another
atmosphere of life; another Hope as its great
end. If you were free to-day, to-morrow, yesterday,
can even I believe that you would choose a dowerless
girl; or, choosing her, do I not know that your
repentance and regret would surely follow? I
do; and I release you. With a full heart, for
the love of him you once were."
"Spirit!
remove me from this place."
"I
told you these were shadows of the things that
have been," said the Ghost. "That they are what
they are, do not blame me!"
"Remove
me!" Scrooge exclaimed. "I cannot bear it! Leave
me! Take me back. Haunt me no longer!"
As
he struggled with the Spirit he was conscious
of being exhausted, and overcome by an irresistible
drowsiness; and, further, of being in his own
bed-room. He had barely time to reel to bed
before he sank into a heavy sleep.
STAVE
THREE. THE SECOND OF THREE SPIRITS.
SCROOGE
awoke in his
bedroom. There was no doubt about that. But
it and his own adjoining sitting-room, into
which he shuffled in his slippers, attracted
by a great light there, had undergone a surprising
transformation. The walls and ceiling were so
hung with living green, that it looked a perfect
grove. The leaves of holly, mistletoe, and ivy
reflected back the light, as if many little
mirrors had been scattered there; and such a
mighty blaze went roaring up the chimney, as
that petrifaction of a hearth had never known
in Scrooge's time, or Marley's, or for many
and many a winter season gone. Heaped upon the
floor, to form a kind of throne, were turkeys,
geese, game, brawn, great joints of meat, sucking
pigs, long wreaths of sausages, mince-pies,
plum-puddings, barrels of oysters, red-hot chestnuts,
cherry-cheeked apples, juicy oranges, luscious
pears, immense twelfth- cakes, and great bowls
of punch. In easy state upon this couch there
sat a Giant glorious to see; who bore a glowing
torch, in shape not unlike Plenty's horn, and
who raised it high to shed its light on Scrooge,
as he came peeping round the door.
"Come
in, -- come in! and know me better, man! I am
the Ghost of Christmas Present. Look upon me!
You have never seen the like of me before!"
"Never."
"Have
never walked forth with the younger members
of my family; meaning (for I am very young)
my elder brothers born in these late years?"
pursued the Phantom.
"I
don't think I have, I am afraid I have not.
Have you had many brothers, Spirit?"
"More
than eighteen hundred."
"A
tremendous family to provide for! Spirit, conduct
me where you will. I went forth last night on
compulsion, and I learnt a lesson which is working
now. To-night, if you have ought to teach me,
let me profit by it."
"Touch
my robe!"
Scrooge
did as he was told, and held it fast.
The
room and its contents all vanished instantly,
and they stood in the city streets upon a snowy
Christmas morning.
Scrooge
and the Ghost passed on, invisible, straight
to Scrooge's clerk's; and on the threshold of
the door the Spirit smiled, and stopped to bless
Bob Cratchit's dwelling with the sprinklings
of his torch. Think of that! Bob had but fifteen
"Bob" a week himself; he pocketed on Saturdays
but fifteen copies of his Christian name; and
yet the Ghost of Christmas Present blessed his
four-roomed house!
Then
up rose Mrs. Cratchit, Cratchit's wife, dressed
out but poorly in a twice-turned gown, brave
in ribbons, which are cheap and make a goodly
show for sixpence; and she laid the cloth, assisted
by Belinda Cratchit, second of her daughters,
also brave in ribbons; while Master Peter Cratchit
plunged a fork into the saucepan of potatoes,
and, getting the corners of his monstrous shirt-collar
(Bob's private property, conferred upon his
son and heir in honor of the day) into his mouth,
rejoiced to find himself so gallantly attired,
and yearned to show his linen in the fashionable
Park And now two smaller Cratchits, boy and
girl came tearing in, screaming that outside
the baker's they had smelt the goose, and known
it for their own; and, basking in luxurious
thoughts of sage and onion, these young Cratchits
danced about the table, and exalted Master Peter
Cratchit to the skies, while he (not proud,
although his collars nearly choked him) blew
the fire, until the slow potatoes, bubbling
up, knocked loudly at the saucepan-lid to be
let out and peeled.
"What
has ever got your precious father then?" said
Mrs. Cratchit. "And your brother Tiny Tim! And
Martha warn't as late last Christmas day by
half an hour!"
"Here's
Martha, mother!" said a girl, appearing as she
spoke.
"Here's
Martha, mother!" cried the two young Cratchits.
"Hurrah! There's such a goose, Martha!"
"Why,
bless your heart alive, my dear, how late you
are!" said Mrs. Cratchit, kissing her a dozen
times, an taking off her shawl and bonnet for
her.
"We'd
a deal of work to finish up last night," replied
the girl, "and had to clear away this morning,
mother!"
"Well!
Never mind so long as you are come," said Mrs.
Cratchit. "Sit ye down before the fire, my dear,
and have a warm, Lord bless ye!"
"No,
no! There's father coming," cried the two young
Cratchits, who were everywhere at once. "Hide,
Martha, hide!"
So
Martha hid herself, and in came little Bob,
the father, with at least three feet of comforter,
exclusive of the fringe, hanging down before
him; and his threadbare clothes darned up and
brushed, to look seasonable; and Tiny Tim upon
his shoulder. Alas for Tiny Tim, he bore a little
crutch, and had his limbs supported by an iron
frame!
"Why,
where's our Martha?" cried Bob Cratchit, looking
round.
"Not
coming," said Mrs. Cratchit.
"Not
coming!" said Bob, with a sudden declension
in his high spirits; for he had been Tim's blood-horse
all the way from church, and had come home rampant,
-- "not coming upon Christmas day!"
Martha
didn't like to see him disappointed, if it were
only in joke; so she came out prematurely from
behind the closet door, and ran into his arms,
while the two young Cratchits hustled Tiny Tim,
and bore him off to the wash-house that he might
hear the pudding singing in the copper.
"And
how did little Tim behave?" asked Mrs. Cratchit,
when she had rallied Bob on his credulity, and
Bob had hugged his daughter to his heart's content.
"As
good as gold," said Bob, "and better. Somehow
he gets thoughtful, sitting by himself so much,
and thinks the strangest things you ever heard.
He told me, coming home, that he hoped the people
saw him in the church, because he was a cripple,
and it might be pleasant to them to remember,
upon Christmas day, who made lame beggars walk
and blind men see."
Bob's
voice was tremulous when he told them this,
and trembled more when he said that Tiny Tim
was growing strong and hearty.
His
active little crutch was heard upon the floor,
and back came Tiny Tim before another word was
spoken, escorted by his brother and sister to
his stool beside the fire; and while Bob, turning
up his cuffs, -- as if, poor fellow, they were
capable of being made more shabby, -- compounded
some hot mixture in a jug with gin and lemons,
and stirred it round and round and put it on
the hob to simmer, Master Peter and the two
ubiquitous young Cratchits went to fetch the
goose, with which they soon returned in high
procession.
Mrs.
Cratchit made the gravy (ready beforehand in
a little saucepan) hissing hot; Master Peter
mashed the potatoes with incredible vigor; Miss
Belinda sweetened up the apple-sauce; Martha
dusted the hot plates; Bob took Tiny Tim beside
him in a tiny corner at the table; the two young
Cratchits set chairs for everybody, not forgetting
themselves, and mounting guard upon their posts,
crammed spoons into their mouths, lest they
should shriek for goose before their turn came
to be helped. At last the dishes were set on,
and grace was said. It was succeeded by a breathless
pause, as Mrs. Cratchit, looking slowly all
along the carving-knife, prepared to plunge
it in the breast; but when she did, and when
the long-expected gush of stuffing issued forth,
one murmur of delight arose all round the board,
and even Tiny Tim, excited by the two young
Cratchits, beat on the table with the handle
of his knife, and feebly cried, Hurrah!
There
never was such a goose. Bob said he didn't believe
there ever was such a goose cooked. Its tenderness
and flavor, size and cheapness, were the themes
of universal admiration. Eked out by apple-sauce
and mashed potatoes, it was a sufficient dinner
for the whole family; indeed, as Mrs. Cratchit
said with great delight (surveying one small
atom of a bone upon the dish), they hadn't ate
it all at last! Yet every one had had enough,
and the youngest Cratchits in particular were
steeped in sage and onion to the eyebrows! But
now, the plates being changed by Miss Belinda,
Mrs. Cratchit left the room alone, -- too nervous
to bear witnesses, -- to take the pudding up,
and bring it in.
Suppose
it should not be done enough! Suppose it should
break in turning out! Suppose somebody should
have got over the wall of the back yard, and
stolen it, while they were merry with the goose,
-- a supposition at which the two young Cratchits
became livid! All sorts of horrors were supposed.
Hallo!
A great deal of steam! The pudding was out of
the copper. A smell like a washing-day! That
was the cloth. A smell like an eating-house
and a pastry-cook's next door to each other
with a laundress's next door to that! That was
the pudding! In half a minute Mrs. Cratchit
entered, -- flushed but smiling proudly, --
with the pudding, like a speckled cannon-ball,
so hard and firm, blazing in half of half a
quartern of ignited brandy, and bedight with
Christmas holly stuck into the top.
O,
a wonderful pudding I Bob Cratchit said, and
calmly too, that he regarded it as the greatest
success achieved by Mrs. Cratchit since their
marriage. Mrs. Cratchit said that now the weight
was off her mind, she would confess she had
had her doubts about the quantity of flour.
Everybody had something to say about it, but
nobody said or thought it was at all a small
pudding for a large family. Any Cratchit would
have blushed to hint at such a thing.
At
last the dinner was all done, the cloth was
cleared, the hearth swept, and the fire made
up. The compound in the jug being tasted, and
considered perfect, apples and oranges were
put upon the table, and a shovelful of chestnuts
on the fire.
Then
all the Cratchit family drew round the hearth,
in what Bob Cratchit called a circle, and at
Bob Cratchit's elbow stood the family display
of glass, -- two tumblers, and a custard-cup
without a handle.
These
held the hot stuff from the jug, however, as
well as golden goblets would have done; and
Bob served it out with beaming looks, while
the chestnuts on the fire sputtered and crackled
noisily. Then Bob proposed: --
"A
Merry Christmas to us all, my dears. God bless
us!"
Which
all the family re-echoed.
"God
bless us every one!" said Tiny Tim, the last
of all.
He
sat very close to his father's side, upon his
little stool. Bob held his withered little hand
in his, as if he loved the child, and wished
to keep him by his side, and dreaded that he
might be taken from him.
Scrooge
raised his head speedily, on hearing his own
name.
"Mr.
Scrooge," said Bob; "I'll give you Mr. Scrooge,
the Founder of the Feast!"
"The
Founder of the Feast indeed!" cried Mrs. Cratchit,
reddening. "I wish I had him here I'd give him
a piece of my mind to feast upon and I hope
he'd have a good appetite for it."
"My
dear," said Bob, "the children! Christmas day."
"It
should be Christmas day, I am sure," said she,
"on which one drinks the health of such a odious,
stingy, hard, unfeeling man as Mr. Scrooge.
You know he is, Robert! Nobody knows it better
than you do, poor fellow!"
"My
dear," was Bob's mild answer, "Christmas day."
"I'll
drink his health for your sake and the day's,"
said Mrs. Cratchit, "not for his. Long life
to him! A merry Christmas and a happy New Year!
He'll be very merry and very happy, I have no
doubt!"
The
children drank the toast after her. It was the
first of their proceedings which had no heartiness
in it. Tiny Tim drank it last of all, but he
didn't care twopence for it. Scrooge was the
ogre of the family. The mention of his name
cast a dark shadow on the party, which was not
dispelled for full five minutes.
After
it had passed away, they were ten times merrier
than before, from the mere relief of Scrooge
the Baleful being done with. Bob Cratchit told
them how he had a situation in his eye for Master
Peter, which would bring in, if obtained, full
five and sixpence weekly. The two young Cratchits
laughed tremendously at the idea of Peter's
being a man of business; and Peter himself looked
thoughtfully at the fire from between his collars,
as if he were deliberating what particular investments
he should favor when he came into the receipt
of that bewildering income. Martha, who was
a poor apprentice at a milliner's, then told
them what kind of work she had to do, and how
many hours she worked at a stretch, and how
she meant to lie abed to-morrow morning for
a good long rest; to-morrow being a holiday
she passed at home. Also how she had seen a
countess and a lord some days before, and how
the lord "was much about as tall as Peter";
at which Peter pulled up his collars so high
that you couldn't have seen his head if you
had been there. All this time the chestnuts
and the jug went round and round; and by and
by they had a song, about a lost child travelling
in the snow, from Tiny Tim, who had a plaintive
little voice, and sang it very well indeed.
There
was nothing of high mark in this. They were
not a handsome family; they were not well dressed;
their shoes were far from being water proof;
their clothes were scanty; and Peter might have
known, and very likely did, the inside of a
pawnbroker's. But they were happy, grateful,
pleased with one another, and contented with
the time; and when they faded, and looked happier
yet in the bright sprinklings of the Spirit's
torch at parting, Scrooge had his eye upon them,
and especially on Tiny Tim, until the last.
It
was a great surprise to Scrooge, as this scene
vanished, to hear a hearty laugh. It was a much
greater surprise to Scrooge to recognize it
as his own nephew's, and to find himself in
a bright, dry, gleaming room, with the Spirit
standing smiling by his side, and looking at
that same nephew.
It
is a fair, even-handed, noble adjustment of
things, that while there is infection in disease
and sorrow, there is nothing in the world so
irresistibly contagious as laughter and good-humor.
When Scrooge's nephew laughed, Scrooge's niece
by marriage laughed as heartily as he. And their
assembled friends, being not a bit behindhand,
laughed out lustily.
"He
said that Christmas was a humbug, as I live!"
cried Scrooge's nephew. "He believed it too!"
"More
shame for him, Fred!" said Scrooge's niece,
indignantly. Bless those women! they never do
anything by halves. They are always in earnest.
She
was very pretty; exceedingly pretty. With a
dimpled, surprised-looking, capital face; a
ripe little mouth that seemed made to be kissed,
-- as no doubt it was; all kinds of good little
dots about her chin, that melted into one another
when she laughed; and the sunniest pair of eyes
you ever saw in any little creature's head.
Altogether she was what you would have called
provoking, but satisfactory, too. O, perfectly
satisfactory.
"He's
a comical old fellow," said Scrooge's nephew,
"that's the truth; and not so pleasant as he
might be. However, his offences carry their
own punishment, and I have nothing to say against
him. Who suffers by his ill whims? Himself,
always. Here he takes it into his head to dislike
us, and he won't come and dine with us. What's
the consequence? He don't lose much of a dinner."
"Indeed,
I think he loses a very good dinner," interrupted
Scrooge's niece. Everybody else said the same,
and they must be allowed to have been competent
judges, because they had just had dinner; and,
with the dessert upon the table, were clustered
round the fire, by lamplight.
"Well,
I am very glad to hear it," said Scrooge s nephew,
"because I haven't any great faith in these
young housekeepers. What do you say,
Topper?"
Topper
clearly had his eye on one of Scrooge's niece's
sisters, for he answered that a bachelor was
a wretched outcast, who had no right to express
an opinion on the subject. Whereat Scrooges
niece's sister -- the plump one with the lace
tucker; not the one with the roses -- blushed.
After
tea they had some music. For they were a musical
family, and knew what they were about, when
they sung a Glee or Catch, I can assure you,
-- especially Topper, who could growl away in
the bass like a good one, and never swell the
large veins in his forehead, or get red in the
face over it.
But
they didn't devote the whole evening to music.
After a while they played at forfeits; for it
is good to be children sometimes, and never
better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder
was a child himself: There was first a game
at blind-man's-buff though. And I no more believe
Topper was really blinded than I believe he
had eyes in his boots. Because the way in which
he went after that plump sister in the lace
tucker was an outrage on the credulity of human
nature. Knocking down the fire-irons, tumbling
over the, chairs, bumping up against the piano,
smothering himself among the curtains, wherever
she went there went he! He always knew where
the plump sister was. He wouldn't catch anybody
else. If you had fallen up against him, as some
of them did, and stood there, he would have
made a feint of endeavoring to seize you, which
would have been an reply to affront to your
understanding, and would instantly have sidled
off in the direction of the plump sister.
"Here
is a new game," said Scrooge. "One half-hour,
Spirit, only one!"
It
was a Game called Yes and No, where Scrooge's
nephew had to think of something, and the rest
must find out what; he only answering to their
questions yes or no, as the case was. The fire
of questioning to which he was exposed elicited
from him that he was thinking of an animal,
a live animal, rather a disagreeable animal,
a savage animal, an animal that growled and
grunted sometimes, and talked sometimes, and
lived in London, and walked about the streets,
and wasn't made a show of, and wasn't led by
anybody, and didn't live in a menagerie, and
was never killed in a market, and was not a
horse, or an ass, or a cow, or a bull, or a
tiger, or a dog, or a pig, or a cat, or a bear.
At every new question put to him, this nephew
burst into a fresh roar of laughter; and was
so inexpressibly tickled, that he was obliged
to get up off the sofa and stamp. At last the
plump sister cried out: --
"I
have found it out! I know what it is, Fred!
I know what it is!"
"What
is it?" cried Fred.
"It's
your uncle Scro-o-o-o-oge!"
Which
it certainly was. Admiration was the sentiment,
though some objected that the reply to "Is it
a bear?" ought to have been "Yes."
Uncle
Scrooge had imperceptibly become so gay and
light of heart, that he would have drank to
the unconscious company in an inaudible speech.
But the whole scene passed off in the breath
of the last word spoken by his nephew; and he
and the Spirit were again upon their travels.
Much
they saw, and far they went, and many homes
they visited, but always with a happy end. The
Spirit stood beside sick-beds, and they were
cheerful; on foreign lands, and they were close
at home; by struggling men, and they were patient
in their greater hope; by poverty, and it was
rich. In almshouse, hospital, and jail, in misery's
every refuge, where vain man in his little brief
authority had not made fast the door, and barred
the Spirit out, he left his blessing, and taught
Scrooge his precepts. Suddenly, as they stood
together in an open place, the bell struck twelve.
Scrooge
looked about him for the Ghost, and saw it no
more. AS the last stroke ceased to vibrate,
he remembered the prediction of old Jacob Marley,
and, lifting up his eyes, beheld a solemn Phantom,
draped and hooded, coming like a mist along
the ground towards him.
STAVE
FOUR. THE LAST OF THE SPIRITS.
THE
Phantom slowly, gravely, silently approached.
When it came near him, Scrooge bent down upon
his knee; for in the air through which this
Spirit moved it seemed to scatter gloom and
mystery.
It
was shrouded in a deep black garment, which
concealed its head, its face, its form, and
left nothing of it visible save one outstretched
hand. He knew no more, for the Spirit neither
spoke nor moved.
"I
am in the presence of the Ghost of Christmas
Yet To Come? Ghost of the Future! I fear you
more than any spectre I have seen. But as I
know your purpose is to do me good, and as I
hope to live to be another man from what I was,
I am prepared to bear you company, and do it
with a thankful heart. Will you not speak to
me?"
It
gave him no reply. The hand was pointed straight
before them.
"Lead
on! Lead on! The night is waning fast, and it
is precious time to me, I know. Lead on, Spirit!"
They
scarcely seemed to enter the city; for the city
rather seemed to spring up about them. But there
they were in the heart of it; on 'Change, amongst
the merchants.
The
Spirit stopped beside one little knot of business
men. Observing that the hand was pointed to
them, Scrooge advanced to listen to their talk.
"No,"
said a great fat man with a monstrous chin,
"I don't know much about it either way. I only
know he's dead."
"When
did he die?" inquired another.
"Last
night, I believe."
"Why,
what was the matter with him? I thought he'd
never die."
"God
knows," said the first, with a yawn.
"What
has he done with his money?" asked a red-faced
gentleman.
"I
haven't heard," said the man with the large
chin. "Company, perhaps. He hasn't left it to
me. That's all I know. By, by!"
Scrooge
was at first inclined to be surprised that the
Spirit should attach importance to conversation
apparently so trivial; but feeling assured that
it must have some hidden purpose, he set himself
to consider what it was likely to be. It could
scarcely be supposed to have any bearing on
the death of Jacob, his old partner, for that
was Past, and this Ghost's province was the
Future.
He
looked about in that very place for his own
image; but another man stood in his accustomed
corner, and though the clock pointed to his
usual time of day for being there, he saw no
likeness of himself among the multitudes that
poured in through the Porch. It gave him little
surprise, however; for he had been revolving
in his mind a change of life, and he thought
and hoped he saw his new-born resolutions carried
out in this.
They
left this busy scene, and went into an obscure
part of the town, to a low shop where iron,
old rags, bottles, bones, and greasy offal were
bought. A gray-haired rascal, of great age,
sat smoking his pipe.
Scrooge
and the Phantom came into the presence of this
man, just as a woman with a heavy bundle slunk
into the shop. But she had scarcely entered,
when another woman, similarly laden, came in
too; and she was closely followed by a man in
faded black. After a short period of blank astonishment,
in which the old man with the pipe had joined
them, they all three burst into a laugh.
"Let
the charwoman alone to be the first!" cried
she who had entered first. "Let the laundress
alone to be the second; and let the undertaker's
man alone to be the third. Look here, old Joe,
here's a chance! If we haven't all three met
here without meaning it!"
"You
couldn't have met in a better place. You were
made free of it long ago, you know; and the
other two ain't strangers. What have you got
to sell? What have you got to sell?"
"Half
a minute's patience, Joe, and you shall see."
"What
odds then! What odds, Mrs. Dilbel?" said the
woman. "Every person has a right to take care
of themselves. He always did! Who's
the worse for the loss of a few things like
these? Not a dead man, I suppose."
Mrs.
Dilber, whose manner was remarkable for general
propitiation, said, "No, indeed, ma'am."
"If
he wanted to keep 'em after he was dead, a wicked
old screw, why wasn't he natural in his lifetime?
If he had been, he'd have had somebody to look
after him when he was struck with Death, instead
of lying gasping out his last there, alone by
himself."
"It's
the truest word that ever was spoke, it's a
judgment on him."
"I
wish it was a little heavier judgment, and it
should have been, you may depend upon it, if
I could have laid my hands on anything else.
Open that bundle, old Joe, and let me know the
value of it. Speak out plain. I'm not afraid
to be the first, nor afraid for them to see
it."
Joe
went down on his knees for the greater convenience
of opening the bundle, and dragged out a large
and heavy roll of some dark stuff.
"What
do you call this? Bed-curtains!"
"Ah!
Bed-curtains! Don't drop that oil upon the blankets,
now."
"His
blankets?"
"Whose
else's do you think? He isn't likely to take
cold without 'em. I dare say. Ah! You may look
through that shirt till your eyes ache; but
you won't find a hole in it, nor a threadbare
place. It's the best he had, and a fine one
too. They'd have wasted it by dressing him up
in it, if it hadn't been for me."
Scrooge
listened to this dialogue in horror.
"Spirit!
I see, I see. The case of this unhappy man might
be my own. My life tends that way, now. Merciful
Heaven, what is this!"
The
scene had changed, and now he almost touched
a bare, uncurtained bed. A pale light, rising
in the outer air, fell straight upon this bed;
and on it, unwatched, unwept, uncared for, was
the body of this plundered unknown man.
"Spirit,
let me see some tenderness connected with a
death, or this dark chamber, Spirit, will be
forever present to me."
The
Ghost conducted him to poor Bob Cratchit's house,
-- the dwelling he had visited before, -- and
found the mother and the children seated round
the fire.
Quiet.
Very quiet. The noisy little Cratchits were
as still as statues in one corner, and sat looking
up at Peter, who had a book before him. The
mother and her daughters were engaged in needle-work.
But surely they were very quiet!
"'And
he took a child, and set him in the midst of
them.'"
Where
had Scrooge heard those words? He had not dreamed
them. The boy must have read them. out, as he
and the Spirit crossed the threshold. Why did
he not go on?
The
mother laid her work upon the table, and put
her hand up to her face.
"The
color hurts my eyes," she said.
The
color? Ah, poor Tiny Tim!
"They're
better now again. It makes them weak by candle-light;
and I wouldn't show weak eyes to your father
when he comes home, for the world. It must be
near his time."
"Past
it rather," Peter answered, shutting up his
book. "But I think he has walked a little slower
than he used, these few last evenings, mother."
"I
have known him walk with -- I have known him
walk with Tiny Tim upon his shoulder, very fast
indeed."
"And
so have I," cried Peter. "Often."
"And
so have I," exclaimed another. So had all.
"But
he was very light to carry, and his father loved
him so, that it was no trouble, -- no trouble.
And there is your father at the door!"
She
hurried out to meet him; and little Bob in his
comforter -- he had need of it, poor fellow
-- came in. His tea was ready for him on the
hob, and they all tried who should help him
to it most. Then the two young Cratchits got
upon his knees and laid, each child, a little
cheek against his face, as if they said, "Don't
mind it, father. Don't be grieved!"
Bob
was very cheerful with them, and spoke pleasantly
to all the family. He looked at the work upon
the table, and praised the industry and speed
of Mrs. Cratchit and the girls. They would be
done long before Sunday, he said.
"Sunday!
You went to-day, then, Robert?"
"Yes,
my dear," returned Bob. "I wish. you could have
gone. It would have done you good to see how
green a place it is. But you'll see it often.
I promised him that I would walk there on a
Sunday. My little, little child! My little child!"
He
broke down all at once. He couldn't help it.
If he could have helped it, he and his child
would have been farther apart, perhaps, than
they were.
"Spectre,"
said Scrooge, "something informs me that our
parting moment is at hand. I know it, but I
know not how. Tell me what man that was, with
the covered face, whom we saw lying dead?"
The
Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come conveyed him
to a dismal, wretched, ruinous churchyard.
The
Spirit stood among the graves, and pointed down
to One.
"Before
I draw nearer to that stone to which you point,
answer me one question. Are these the shadows
of the things that Will be, or are they shadows
of the things that May be only?"
Still
the Ghost pointed downward to the grave by which
it stood.
"Men's
courses will foreshadow certain ends, to which,
if persevered in, they must lead. But if the
courses be departed from, the ends will change.
Say it is thus with what you show me!"
The
Spirit was immovable as ever.
Scrooge
crept towards it, trembling as he went; and,
following the finger, read upon the stone of
the neglected grave his own name, -- EBENEZER
SCROOGE.
"Am
I that man who lay upon the bed? No,
Spirit! O no, no! Spirit! hear me! I am not
the man I was. I will not be the man I must
have been but for this intercourse. Why show
me this, if I am past all hope? Assure me that
I yet may change these shadows you have shown
me by an altered life."
For
the first time the kind hand faltered.
"I
will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to
keep it all the year. I will live in the Past,
the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of
all three shall strive within me. I will not
shut out the lessons that they teach. O, tell
me I may sponge away the writing on this stone!"
Holding
up his hands in one last prayer to have his
fate reversed, he saw an alteration in the Phantom's
hood and dress. It shrunk, collapsed, and dwindled
down into a bedpost.
Yes,
and the bedpost was his own. The bed was his
own, the room was his own. Best and happiest
of all, the Time before him was his own, to
make amends in!
He
was checked in his transports by the churches
ringing out the lustiest peals he had ever heard.
Running
to the window, he opened it, and put out his
head. No fog, no mist, no night; clear, bright,
stirring, golden day.
"What's
to-day?" cried Scrooge, calling downward to
a boy in Sunday clothes, who perhaps had loitered
in to look about him.
"EH?"
"What's
to-day, my fine fellow?"
"To-day!
Why, CHRISTMAS DAY."
"It's
Christmas day! I haven't missed it. Hallo, my
fine fellow!"
"Hallo!"
"Do
you know the Poulterer's, in the next street
but one, at the corner?"
"I
should hope I did."
"An
intelligent boy! A remarkable boy! Do you know
whether they've sold the prize Turkey that was
hanging up there? Not the little prize Turkey,
-- the big one?"
"What,
the one as big as me?"
"What
a delightful boy! It's a pleasure to talk to
him. Yes, my buck!"
"It's
hanging there now."
"Is
it? Go and buy it."
"Walk-ER!"
exclaimed the boy.
"No,
no, I am in earnest. Go and buy it, and tell
'em to bring it here, that I may give them the
direction where to take it. Come back with the
man, and I'll give you a shilling. Come back
with him in less than five minutes, and I'll
give you half a crown!"
The
boy was off like a shot.
"I'll
send it to Bob Cratchit's! He sha'n't know who
sends it. It's twice the size of Tiny Tim. Joe
Miller never made such a joke as sending it
to Bob's will be!"
The
hand in which he wrote the address was not a
steady one; but write it he did, somehow, and
went down stairs to open the street door, ready
for the coming of the poulterer's man.
It
was a Turkey! He never could have stood
upon his legs, that bird. He would have snapped
'em short off in a minute, like sticks of sealing-wax.
Scrooge
dressed himself "all in his best," and at last
got out into the streets. The people were by
this time pouring forth, as he had seen them
with the Ghost of Christmas Present; and, walking
with his hands behind him, Scrooge regarded
every one with a delighted smile. He looked
so irresistibly pleasant, in a word, that three
or four good-humored fellows said, "Good morning,
sir! A merry Christmas to you!" And Scrooge
said often afterwards, that, of all the blithe
sounds he had ever heard, these were the blithest
in his ears.
In
the afternoon, he turned his steps towards his
nephew's house.
He
passed the door a dozen times, before he had
the courage to go up and knock. But he made
a dash, and did it.
"Is
your master at home, my dear?" said Scrooge
to the girl. Nice girl! Very.
"Yes,
sir."
"Where
is he, my love?"
"He's
in the dining-room, sir, with his mistress."
"He
knows me," said Scrooge, with his hand already
on the dining-room lock. "I'll go in here, my
dear."
"Fred!"
"Why,
bless my soul!" cried Fred, "who's that?"
"It's
I. Your uncle Scrooge. I have come to dinner.
Will you let me in, Fred?"
"Let
him in! It is a mercy he didn't shake his arm
off. He was at home in five minutes. Nothing
could be heartier. His niece looked just the
same. So did Topper when he came. So
did the plump sister, when she came.
So did every one when they came. Wonderful
party, wonderful games, wonderful unanimity,
won-der-ful happiness!
But
he was early at the office next morning. O,
he was early there. If he could only be there
first, and catch Bob Cratchit coming late! That
was the thing he had set his heart upon.
And
he did it. The clock struck nine. No Bob. A
quarter past. No Bob. Bob was full eighteen
minutes and a half behind his time. Scrooge
sat with his door wide open, that he might see
him come into the Tank.
Bob's
hat was off, before he opened the door; his
comforter too. He was on his stool in a jiffy;
driving away with his pen, as if he were trying
to overtake nine o'clock.
"Hallo!"
growled Scrooge, in his accustomed voice, as
near as he could feign it. "What do you mean
by coming here at this time of day?"
"I
am very sorry, sir. I am behind my time."
"You
are? Yes. I think you are. Step this way, if
you please."
"It's
only once a year, sir. It shall not be repeated.
I was making rather merry yesterday, sir."
"Now,
I'll tell you what, my friend. I am not going
to stand this sort of thing any longer. And
therefore," Scrooge continued, leaping from
his stool, and giving Bob such a dig in the
waistcoat that he staggered back into the Tank
again, -- "and therefore I am about to raise
your salary!"
Bob
trembled, and got a little nearer to the ruler.
"A
merry Christmas, Bob!" said Scrooge, with an
earnestness that could not be mistaken, as he
clapped him on the back. "A merrier Christmas,
Bob, my good fellow, than I have given you for
many a year! I'll raise your salary, and endeavor
to assist your struggling family, and we will
discuss your affairs this very afternoon, over
a Christmas bowl of smoking bishop, Bob! Make
up the fires, and buy a second coal-scuttle
before you dot another i, Bob Cratchit!"
Scrooge
was better than his word. He did it all, and
infinitely more; and to Tiny Tim, who did NOT
die, he was a second father. He became as good
a friend, as good a master, and as good a man
as the good old city knew, or any other good
old city, town, or borough in the good old world.
Some people laughed to see the alteration in
him; but his own heart laughed, and that was
quite enough for him.
He
had no further intercourse with Spirits, but
lived in that respect upon the Total-Abstinence
Principle ever afterwards; and it was always
said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas
well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge.
May that be truly said of us, and all of us!
And so, as Tiny Tim observed, God Bless Us,
Every One!
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