OLD
CHRISTMAS
by Washington
Irving
But is old,
old, good old Christmas gone? Nothing but the
hair of his good, gray, old head and beard left?
Well, I will have that, seeing that I cannot
have more of him.
Hue
and Cry after Christmas.
CONTENTS
CHRISTMAS - THE
STAGE-COACH - CHRISTMAS EVE CHRISTMAS DAY -
THE CHRISTMAS DINNER
A
man might then behold
At Christmas, in each hall
Good fires to curb the cold,
And meat for great and small.
The neighbours were friendly bidden,
And all had welcome true,
The poor from the gates were not chidden,
When this old cap was new.
Old
Song
Christmas
There is nothing
in England that exercises a more delightful
spell over my imagination than the lingerings
of the holiday customs and rural games of former
times. They recall the pictures my fancy used
to draw in the May morning of life, when as
yet I only knew the world through books, and
believed it to be all that poets had painted
it; and they bring with them the flavour of
those honest days of yore, in which, perhaps
with equal fallacy, I am apt to think the world
was more home-bred, social, and joyous than
at present. I regret to say that they are daily
growing more and more faint, being gradually
worn away by time, but still more obliterated
by modern fashion. They resemble those picturesque
morsels of Gothic architecture which we see
crumbling in various parts of the country, partly
dilapidated by the waste of ages, and partly
lost in the additions and alterations of latter
days. Poetry, however, clings with cherishing
fondness about the rural game and holiday revel,
from which it has derived so many of its themes,--as
the ivy winds its rich foliage about the Gothic
arch and mouldering tower, gratefully repaying
their support by clasping together their tottering
remains, and, as it were, embalming them in
verdure.
Of
all the old festivals, however, that of Christmas
awakens the strongest and most heartfelt associations.
There is a tone of solemn and sacred feeling
that blends with our conviviality, and lifts
the spirit to a state of hallowed and elevated
enjoyment. The services of the church about
this season are extremely tender and inspiring.
They dwell on the beautiful story of the origin
of our faith, and the pastoral scenes that accompanied
its announcement. They gradually increase in
fervour and pathos during the season of Advent,
until they break forth in full jubilee on the
morning that brought peace and good-will to
men. I do not know a grander effect of music
on the moral feelings than to hear the full
choir and the pealing organ performing a Christmas
anthem in a cathedral, and filling every part
of the vast pile with triumphant harmony.
It
is a beautiful arrangement, also derived from
days of yore, that this festival, which commemorates
the announcement of the religion of peace and
love, has been made the season for gathering
together of family connections, and drawing
closer again those bands of kindred hearts which
the cares and pleasures and sorrows of the world
are continually operating to cast loose; of
calling back the children of a family who have
launched forth in life, and wandered widely
asunder, once more to assemble about the paternal
hearth, that rallying-place of the affections,
there to grow young and loving again among the
endearing mementoes of childhood.
There
is something in the very season of the year
that gives a charm to the festivity of Christmas.
At other times we derive a great portion of
our pleasures from the mere beauties of nature.
Our feelings sally forth and dissipate themselves
over the sunny landscape, and we "live
abroad and everywhere." The song of the
bird, the murmur of the stream, the breathing
fragrance of spring, the soft voluptuousness
of summer, the golden pomp of autumn; earth
with its mantle of refreshing green, and heaven
with its deep delicious blue and its cloudy
magnificence, all fill us with mute but exquisite
delight, and we revel in the luxury of mere
sensation. But in the depth of winter, when
nature lies despoiled of every charm, and wrapped
in her shroud of sheeted snow, we turn for our
gratifications to moral sources. The dreariness
and desolation of the landscape, the short gloomy
days and darksome nights, while they circumscribe
our wanderings, shut in our feelings also from
rambling abroad, and make us more keenly disposed
for the pleasures of the social circle. Our
thoughts are more concentrated; our friendly
sympathies more aroused. we feel more sensibly
the charm of each other's society, and are brought
more closely together by dependence on each
other for enjoyment. Heart calleth unto heart;
and we draw our pleasures from the deep wells
of living kindness, which lie in the quiet recesses
of our bosoms: and which when resorted to, furnish
forth the pure element of domestic felicity.
The
pitchy gloom without makes the heart dilate
on entering the room filled with the glow and
warmth of the evening fire. The ruddy blaze
diffuses an artificial summer and sunshine through
the room, and lights up each countenance into
a kindlier welcome. Where does the honest face
of hospitality expand into a broader and more
cordial smile--where is the shy glance of love
more sweetly eloquent--than by the winter fireside?
and as the hollow blast of wintry wind rushes
through the hall, claps the distant door, whistles
about the casement, and rumbles down the chimney,
what can be more grateful than that feeling
of sober and sheltered security with which we
look around upon the comfortable chamber and
the scene of domestic hilarity?
The
English, from the great prevalence of rural
habits throughout every class of society, have
always been fond of those festivals and holidays
which agreeably interrupt the stillness of country
life; and they were, in former days, particularly
observant of the religious and social rites
of Christmas. It is inspiring to read even the
dry details which some antiquarians have given
of the quaint humours, the burlesque pageants,
the complete abandonment to mirth and good-fellowship
with which this festival was celebrated. It
seemed to throw open every door, and unlock
every heart. It brought the peasant and the
peer together, and blended all ranks in one
warm generous flow of joy and kindness. The
old halls of castles and manor-houses resounded
with the harp and the Christmas carol, and their
ample boards groaned under the weight of hospitality.
Even the poorest cottage welcomed the festive
season with green decorations of bay and holly--the
cheerful fire glanced its rays through the lattice,
inviting the passenger to raise the latch, and
join the gossip knot huddled around the hearth,
beguiling the long evening with legendary jokes
and oft-told Christmas tales.
One
of the least pleasing effects of modern refinement
is the havoc it has made among the hearty old
holiday customs. It has completely taken off
the sharp touchings and spirited reliefs of
these embellishments of life, and has worn down
society into a more smooth and polished, but
certainly a less characteristic surface. Many
of the games and ceremonials of Christmas have
entirely disappeared, and like the sherris sack
of old Falstaff, are become matters of speculation
and dispute among commentators. They flourished
in times full of spirit and lustihood, when
men enjoyed life roughly, but heartily and vigorously;
times wild and picturesque, which have furnished
poetry with its richest materials, and the drama
with its most attractive variety of characters
and manners. The world has become more worldly.
There is more of dissipation, and less of enjoyment.
Pleasure has expanded into a broader, but a
shallower stream, and has forsaken many of those
deep and quiet channels where it flowed sweetly
through the calm bosom of domestic life. Society
has acquired a more enlightened and elegant
tone; but it has lost many of its strong local
peculiarities, its homebred feelings, its honest
fireside delights. The traditionary customs
of golden-hearted antiquity, its feudal hospitalities,
and lordly wassailings, have passed away with
the baronial castles and stately manor-houses
in which they were celebrated. They comported
with the shadowy hall, the great oaken gallery,
and the tapestried parlour, but are unfitted
to the light showy saloons and gay drawing-rooms
of the modern villa.
Shorn,
however, as it is, of its ancient and festive
honours, Christmas is still a period of delightful
excitement in England. It is gratifying to see
that home feeling completely aroused which seems
to hold so powerful a place in every English
bosom. The preparations making on every side
for the social board that is again to unite
friends and kindred; the presents of good cheer
passing and repassing, those tokens of regard,
and quickeners of kind feelings; the evergreens
distributed about houses and churches, emblems
of peace and gladness; all these have the most
pleasing effect in producing fond associations,
and kindling benevolent sympathies. Even the
sound of the waits, rude as may be their minstrelsy,
breaks upon the mid-watches of a winter night
with the effect of perfect harmony. As I have
been awakened by them in that still and solemn
hour, "when deep sleep falleth upon man,"
I have listened with a hushed delight, and,
connecting them with the sacred and joyous occasion,
have almost fancied them into another celestial
choir, announcing peace and good-will to mankind.
How
delightfully the imagination, when wrought upon
by these moral influences, turns everything
to melody and beauty: The very crowing of the
cock, who is sometimes heard in the profound
repose of the country, "telling the night-watches
to his feathery dames," was thought by
the common people to announce the approach of
this sacred festival:
"Some
say that ever 'gainst that season comes
Wherein
our Saviour's birth is celebrated,
This
bird of dawning singeth all night long:
And
then, they say, no spirit dares stir abroad;
The
nights are wholesome--then no planets strike,
No
fairy takes, no witch hath power to charm,
So
hallow'd and so gracious is the time."
Amidst
the general call to happiness, the bustle of
the spirits, and stir of the affections, which
prevail at this period, what bosom can remain
insensible? It is, indeed, the season of regenerated
feeling--the season for kindling, not merely
the fire of hospitality in the hall, but the
genial flame of charity in the heart.
The
scene of early love again rises green to memory
beyond the sterile waste of years; and the idea
of home, fraught with the fragrance of home-dwelling
joys, reanimates the drooping spirit,-- as the
Arabian breeze will sometimes waft the freshness
of the distant fields to the weary pilgrim of
the desert.
Stranger
and sojourner as I am in the land,--though for
me no social hearth may blaze, no hospitable
roof throw open its doors, nor the warm grasp
of friendship welcome me at the threshold,--yet
I feel the influence of the season beaming into
my soul from the happy looks of those around
me. Surely happiness is reflective, like the
light of heaven; and every countenance, bright
with smiles, and glowing with innocent enjoyment,
is a mirror transmitting to others the rays
of a supreme and ever shining benevolence. He
who can turn churlishly away from contemplating
the felicity of his fellow beings, and sit down
darkling and repining in his loneliness when
all around is joyful, may have his moments of
strong excitement and selfish gratification,
but he wants the genial and social sympathies
which constitute the charm of a merry Christmas.
The
Stage-coach
Omne
bene
Sine poena
Tempus est ludendi;
Venit hora,
Absque mora
Libros deponendi.
--Old Holiday School Song.
In
the preceding paper I have made some general
observations on the Christmas festivities of
England, and am tempted to illustrate them by
some anecdotes of a Christmas passed in the
country; in perusing which, I would most courteously
invite my reader to lay aside the austerity
of wisdom, and to put on that genuine holiday
spirit which is tolerant of folly, and anxious
only for amusement.
In
the course of a December tour in Yorkshire,
I rode for a long distance in one of the public
coaches, on the day preceding Christmas. The
coach was crowded, both inside and out, with
passengers, who, by their talk, seemed principally
bound to the mansions of relations or friends
to eat the Christmas dinner. It was loaded also
with hampers of game, and baskets and boxes
of delicacies; and hares hung dangling their
long ears about the coachman's box,--presents
from distant friends for the impending feast.
I had three fine rosy-cheeked schoolboys for
my fellow passengers inside, full of the buxom
health and manly spirit which I have observed
in the children of this country. They were returning
home for the holidays in high glee, and promising
themselves a world of enjoyment. It was delightful
to hear the gigantic plans of pleasure of the
little rogues, and the impracticable feats they
were to perform during their six weeks' emancipation
from the abhorred thraldom of book, birch, and
pedagogue. They were full of anticipations of
the meeting with the family and household, down
to the very cat and dog; and of the joy they
were to give their little sisters by the presents
with which their pockets were crammed; but the
meeting to which they seemed to look forward
with the greatest impatience was with Bantam,
which I found to be a pony, and, according to
their talk, possessed of more virtues than any
steed since the days of Bucephalus. How he could
trot! how he could run! and then such leaps
as he would take--there was not a hedge in the
whole country that he could not clear.
They
were under the particular guardianship of the
coachman, to whom, whenever an opportunity presented,
they addressed a host of questions, and pronounced
him one of the best fellows in the whole world.
Indeed, I could not but notice the more than
ordinary air of bustle and importance of the
coachman, who wore his hat a little on one side,
and had a large bunch of Christmas greens stuck
in the button-hole of his coat. He is always
a personage full of mighty care and business,
but he is particularly so during this season,
having so many commissions to execute in consequence
of the great interchange of presents.
And
here, perhaps, it may not be unacceptable to
my untravelled readers to have a sketch that
may serve as a general representation of this
very numerous and important class of functionaries
who have a dress, a manner, a language, an air,
peculiar to themselves, and prevalent throughout
the fraternity; so that, wherever an English
stage-coachman may be seen, he cannot be mistaken
for one of any other craft or mystery.
He
has commonly a broad, full face, curiously mottled
with red, as if the blood had been forced by
hard feeding into every vessel of the skin;
he is swelled into jolly dimensions by frequent
potations of malt liquors, and his bulk is still
further increased by a multiplicity of coats,
in which he is buried like a cauliflower, the
upper one reaching to his heels. He wears a
broad-brimmed, low-crowned hat; a huge roll
of coloured handkerchief about his neck, knowingly
knotted and tucked in at the bosom; and has
in summer-time a large bouquet of flowers in
his buttonhole; the present, most probably,
of some enamoured country lass. His waistcoat
is commonly of some bright colour, striped;
and his small-clothes extend far below the knees,
to meet a pair of jockey boots which reach about
half-way up his legs.
All
this costume is maintained with much precision;
he has a pride in having his clothes of excellent
materials; and, notwithstanding the seeming
grossness of his appearance, there is still
discernible that neatness and propriety of person
which is almost inherent in an Englishman. He
enjoys great consequence and consideration along
the road; has frequent conferences with the
village housewives, who look upon him as a man
of great trust and dependence; and he seems
to have a good understanding with every bright-eyed
country lass. The moment he arrives where the
horses are to be changed, he throws down the
reins with something of an air, and abandons
the cattle to the care of the hostler; his duty
being merely to drive from one stage to another.
When
off the box, his hands are thrust in the pockets
of his greatcoat, and he rolls about the inn-yard
with an air of the most absolute lordliness.
Here he is generally surrounded by an admiring
throng of hostlers, stable-boys, shoe-blacks,
and those nameless hangers-on that infest inns
and taverns, and run errands, and do all kinds
of odd jobs, for the privilege of battening
on the drippings of the kitchen and the leakage
of the tap-room. These all look up to him as
to an oracle; treasure up his cant phrases;
echo his opinions about horses and other topics
of jockey lore; and, above all, endeavour to
imitate his air and carriage. Every ragamuffin
that has a coat to his back thrusts his hands
in the pockets, rolls in his gait, talks slang,
and is an embryo Coachey.
Perhaps
it might be owing to the pleasing serenity that
reigned in my own mind, that I fancied I saw
cheerfulness in every countenance throughout
the journey. A stage-coach, however, carries
animation always with it, and puts the world
in motion as it whirls along. The horn, sounded
at the entrance of a village, produces a general
bustle. Some hasten forth to meet friends; some
with bundles and bandboxes to secure places,
and in the hurry of the moment can hardly take
leave of the group that accompanies them. In
the meantime, the coachman has a world of small
commissions to execute. Sometimes he delivers
a hare or pheasant; sometimes jerks a small
parcel or newspaper to the door of a public-house;
and sometimes, with knowing leer and words of
sly import, hands to some half-blushing, half-laughing
housemaid an odd-shaped billet-doux from some
rustic admirer. As the coach rattles through
the village, every one runs to the window, and
you have glances on every side of fresh country
faces, and blooming, giggling girls. At the
corners are assembled juntas of village idlers
and wise men, who take their stations there
for the important purpose of seeing company
pass; but the sagest knot is generally at the
blacksmith's, to whom the passing of the coach
is an event fruitful of much speculation. The
smith, with the horse's heel in his lap, pauses
as the vehicle whirls by; the Cyclops round
the anvil suspend their ringing hammers, and
suffer the iron to grow cool; and the sooty
spectre in brown paper cap, labouring at the
bellows, leans on the handle for a moment, and
permits the asthmatic engine to heave a long-drawn
sigh, while he glares through the murky smoke
and sulphureous gleams of the smithy.
Perhaps
the impending holiday might have given a more
than usual animation to the country, for it
seemed to me as if everybody was in good looks
and good spirits. Game, poultry, and other luxuries
of the table, were in brisk circulation in the
villages; the grocers', butchers', and fruiterers'
shops were thronged with customers. The housewives
were stirring briskly about, putting their dwellings
in order; and the glossy branches of holly,
with their bright red berries, began to appear
at the windows. The scene brought to mind an
old writer's account of Christmas preparations:--"Now
capons and hens, besides turkeys, geese, and
ducks, with beef and mutton--must all die; for
in twelve days a multitude of people will not
be fed with a little. Now plums and spice, sugar
and honey, square it among pies and broth. Now
or never must music be in tune, for the youth
must dance and sing to get them a heat, while
the aged sit by the fire. The country maid leaves
half her market, and must be sent again, if
she forgets a pack of cards on Christmas eve.
Great is the contention of Holly and Ivy, whether
master or dame wears the breeches. Dice and
cards benefit the butler; and if the cook do
not lack wit, he will sweetly lick his fingers."
I
was roused from this fit of luxurious meditation
by a shout from my little travelling companions.
They had been looking out of the coach-windows
for the last few miles, recognising every tree
and cottage as they approached home, and now
there was a general burst of joy--"There's
John! and there's old Carlo! and there's Bantam!"
cried the happy little rogues, clapping their
hands.
At
the end of a lane there was an old sober-looking
servant in livery waiting for them: he was accompanied
by a superannuated pointer, and by the redoubtable
Bantam, a little old rat of a pony, with a shaggy
mane and long, rusty tail, who stood dozing
quietly by the roadside, little dreaming of
the bustling times that awaited him.
I
was pleased to see the fondness with which the
little fellows leaped about the steady old footman,
and hugged the pointer, who wriggled his whole
body for joy. But Bantam was the great object
of interest; all wanted to mount at once; and
it was with some difficulty that John arranged
that they should ride by turns, and the eldest
should ride first.
Off
they set at last; one on the pony, with the
dog bounding and barking before him, and the
others holding John's hands; both talking at
once, and overpowering him by questions about
home, and with school anecdotes. I looked after
them with a feeling in which I do not know whether
pleasure or melancholy predominated: for I was
reminded of those days when, like them, I had
neither known care nor sorrow, and a holiday
was the summit of earthly felicity. We stopped
a few moments afterward to water the horses,
and on resuming our route, a turn of the road
brought us in sight of a neat country seat.
I could just distinguish the forms of a lady
and two young girls in the portico, and I saw
my little comrades, with Bantam, Carlo, and
old John, trooping along the carriage road.
I leaned out of the coach-window, in hopes of
witnessing the happy meeting, but a grove of
trees shut it from my sight.
In
the evening we reached a village where I had
determined to pass the night. As we drove into
the great gateway of the inn, I saw on one side
the light of a rousing kitchen fire beaming
through a window. I entered, and admired, for
the hundredth time, that picture of convenience,
neatness, and broad, honest enjoyment, the kitchen
of an English inn. It was of spacious dimensions,
hung round with copper and tin vessels, highly
polished, and decorated here and there with
a Christmas green. Hams, tongues, and flitches
of bacon were suspended from the ceiling; a
smoke-jack made its ceaseless clanking beside
the fireplace, and a clock ticked in one corner.
A well scoured deal table extended along one
side of the kitchen, with a cold round of beef
and other hearty viands upon it, over which
two foaming tankards of ale seemed mounting
guard.
Travellers
of inferior order were preparing to attack this
stout repast, while others sat smoking and gossiping
over their ale on two high-backed oaken seats
beside the fire. Trim house-maids were hurrying
backwards and forwards under the directions
of a fresh, bustling landlady; but still seizing
an occasional moment to exchange a flippant
word, and have a rallying laugh, with the group
round the fire. The scene completely realised
Poor Robin's humble idea of the comforts of
midwinter.
"Now
trees their leafy hats do bare,
To
reverence Winter's silver hair;
A
handsome hostess, merry host,
A
pot of ale now and a toast,
Tobacco
and a good coal fire,
Are
things this season doth require."*
*
Poor Robin's Almanack, 1684.
I
had not been long at the inn when a postchaise
drove up to the door. A young gentleman stepped
out, and by the light of the lamps I caught
a glimpse of a countenance which I thought I
knew. I moved forward to get a nearer view,
when his eye caught mine. I was not mistaken;
it was Frank Bracebridge, a sprightly, good-humoured
young fellow, with whom I had once travelled
on the Continent. Our meeting was extremely
cordial; for the countenance of an old fellow
traveller always brings up the recollection
of a thousand pleasant scenes, odd adventures,
and excellent jokes. To discuss all these in
a transient interview at an inn was impossible;
and finding that I was not pressed for time,
and was merely making a tour of observation,
he insisted that I should give him a day or
two at his father's country-seat, to which he
was going to pass the holidays, and which lay
at a few miles' distance. "It is better
than eating a solitary Christmas dinner at an
inn," said he; "and I can assure you
of a hearty welcome in something of the old-fashion
style." His reasoning was cogent; and I
must confess the preparation I had seen for
universal festivity and social enjoyment had
made me feel a little impatient of my loneliness.
I closed, therefore, at once with his invitation:
the chaise drove up to the door; and in a few
moments I was on my way to the family mansion
of the Bracebridges.
Christmas
Eve
Saint
Francis and Saint Benedight
Blesse
this house from wicked wight,
From
the night-mare and the goblin,
That
is hight good-fellow Robin;
Keep
it from all evil spirits.
Fairies,
weezels, rats, and ferrets:
From
curfew time
To
the next prime.
--CARTWRIGHT.
It
was a brilliant moonlight night, but extremely
cold; our chaise whirled rapidly over the frozen
ground; the post-boy smacked his whip incessantly,
and a part of the time his horses were on a
gallop. "He knows where he is going,"
said my companion, laughing, "and is eager
to arrive in time for some of the merriment
and good cheer of the servants' hall. My father,
you must know, is a bigoted devotee of the old
school, and prides himself upon keeping up something
of old English hospitality. He is a tolerable
specimen of what you will rarely meet with nowadays
in its purity, the old English country gentleman;
for our men of fortune spend so much of their
time in town, and fashion is carried so much
into the country, that the strong, rich peculiarities
of ancient rural life are almost polished away.
My father, however, from early years, took honest
Peacham* for his textbook, instead of Chesterfield:
he determined, in his own mind, that there was
no condition more truly honourable and enviable
than that of a country gentleman on his paternal
lands, and, therefore, passes the whole of his
time on his estate. He is a strenuous advocate
for the revival of the old rural games and holiday
observances, and is deeply read in the writers,
ancient and modern, who have treated on the
subject. Indeed, his favourite range of reading
is among the authors who flourished at least
two centuries since; who, he insists, wrote
and thought more like true Englishmen than any
of their successors. He even regrets sometimes
that he had not been born a few centuries earlier,
when England was itself, and had its peculiar
manners and customs. As he lives at some distance
from the main road, in rather a lonely part
of the country, without any rival gentry near
him, he has that most enviable of all blessings
to an Englishman, an opportunity of indulging
the bent of his own humour without molestation.
Being representative of the oldest family in
the neighbourhood, and a great part of the peasantry
being his tenants, he is much looked up to,
and, in general, is known simply by the appellation
of 'The Squire;' a title which has been accorded
to the head of the family since time immemorial.
I think it best to give you these hints about
my worthy old father, to prepare you for any
little eccentricities that might otherwise appear
absurd."
* Peacham's "Complete Gentleman,"
1622.
We had passed for some time along the wall of
a park, and at length the chaise stopped at
the gate. It was in a heavy, magnificent old
style, of iron bars, fancifully wrought at top
into flourishes and flowers. The huge square
columns that supported the gate were surmounted
by the family crest. Close adjoining was the
porter's lodge, sheltered under dark fir-trees,
and almost buried in shrubbery.
The
post-boy rang a large porter's bell, which resounded
through the still, frosty air, and was answered
by the distant barking of dogs, with which the
mansion-house seemed garrisoned. An old woman
immediately appeared at the gate. As the moonlight
fell strongly upon her, I had full view of a
little primitive dame, dressed very much in
the antique taste, with a neat kerchief and
stomacher, and her silver hair peeping from
under a cap of snowy whiteness. She came curtseying
forth, with many expressions of simple joy at
seeing her young master. Her husband, it seems,
was up at the house keeping Christmas eve in
the servants' hall; they could not do without
him, as he was the best hand at a song and story
in the household.
My
friend proposed that we should alight and walk
through the park to the hall, which was at no
great distance, while the chaise should follow
on. Our road wound through a noble avenue of
trees, among the naked branches of which the
moon glittered as she rolled through the deep
vault of a cloudless sky. The lawn beyond was
sheeted with a slight covering of snow, which
here and there sparkled as the moonbeams caught
a frosty crystal; and at a distance might be
seen a thin, transparent vapour, stealing up
from the low grounds, and threatening gradually
to shroud the landscape.
My
companion looked round him with transport:--"How
often," said he, "have I scampered
up this avenue, on returning home on school
vacations! How often have I played under these
trees when a boy! I feel a degree of filial
reverence for them, as we look up to those who
have cherished us in childhood. My father was
always scrupulous in exacting our holidays,
and having us around him on family festivals.
He used to direct and superintend our games
with the strictness that some parents do the
studies of their children. He was very particular
that we should play the old English games according
to their original form and consulted old books
for precedent and authority for every 'merrie
disport;' yet I assure you there never was pedantry
so delightful. It was the policy of the good
old gentleman to make his children feel that
home was the happiest place in the world; and
I value this delicious home- feeling as one
of the choicest gifts a parent can bestow."
We
were interrupted by the clangour of a troop
of dogs of all sorts and sizes, "mongrel,
puppy, whelp, and hound, and curs of low degree,"
that, disturbed by the ringing of the porter's
bell, and the rattling of the chaise, came bounding,
open-mouthed, across the lawn.
"The little dogs and all,
Tray, Blanch, and Sweetheart--see, they bark
at me!"
cried
Bracebridge, laughing. At the sound of his voice
the bark was changed into a yelp of delight,
and in a moment he was surrounded and almost
overpowered by the caresses of the faithful
animals.
We
had now come in full view of the old family
mansion, partly thrown in deep shadow, and partly
lit up by the cold moonshine. It was an irregular
building of some magnitude, and seemed to be
of the architecture of different periods. One
wing was, evidently very ancient, with heavy
stone-shafted bow windows jutting out and overrun
with ivy, from among the foliage of which the
small diamond-shaped panes of glass glittered
with the moonbeams. The rest of the house was
in the French taste of Charles the Second's
time, having been repaired and altered, as my
friend told me, by one of his ancestors, who
returned with that monarch at the Restoration.
The grounds about the house were laid out in
the old formal manner of artificial flower-beds,
clipped shrubberies, raised terraces, and heavy
stone balustrades, ornamented with urns, a leaden
statue or two, and a jet of water. The old gentleman,
I was told, was extremely careful to preserve
this obsolete finery in all its original state.
He admired this fashion in gardening; it had
an air of magnificence, was courtly and noble,
and befitting good old family style. The boasted
imitation of nature in modern gardening had
sprung up with modern republican notions, but
did not suit a monarchical government; it smacked
of the levelling system. I could not help smiling
at this introduction of politics into gardening,
though I expressed some apprehension that I
should find the old gentleman rather intolerant
in his creed. Frank assured me, however, that
it was almost the only instance in which he
had ever heard his father meddle with politics;
and he believed that he had got this notion
from a member of Parliament who once passed
a few weeks with him. The Squire was glad of
any argument to defend his clipped yew-trees
and formal terraces, which had been occasionally
attacked by modern landscape gardeners.
As
we approached the house, we heard the sound
of music, and now and then a burst of laughter
from one end of the building. This, Bracebridge
said, must proceed from the servants' hall,
where a great deal of revelry was permitted,
and even encouraged, by the Squire throughout
the twelve days of Christmas, provided everything
was done comformably to ancient usage. Here
were kept up the old games of hoodman blind,
shoe the wild mare, hot cockles, steal the white
loaf, bob apple and snapdragon: the Yule log
and Christmas candle were regularly burnt, and
the mistletoe, with its white berries, hung
up to the imminent peril of all the pretty housemaids.*
* See Note A.
So intent were the servants upon their sports,
that we had to ring repeatedly before we could
make ourselves heard. On our arrival being announced,
the Squire came out to receive us, accompanied
by his two other sons; one a young officer in
the army, home on leave of absence; the other
an Oxonian, just from the University. The Squire
was a fine, healthy-looking old gentleman, with
silver hair curling lightly round an open, florid
countenance; in which a physiognomist, with
the advantage, like myself, of a previous hint
or two, might discover a singular mixture of
whim and benevolence.
The
family meeting was warm and affectionate; as
the evening was far advanced, the Squire would
not permit us to change our travelling dresses,
but ushered us at once to the company, which
was assembled in a large old-fashioned hall.
It was composed of different branches of a numerous
family connection, where there were the usual
proportion of old uncles and aunts, comfortably
married dames, superannuated spinsters, blooming
country cousins, half-fledged striplings, and
bright-eyed boarding-school hoydens. They were
variously occupied; some at a round game of
cards; others conversing around the fireplace;
at one end of the hall was a group of the young
folks, some nearly grown up, others of a more
tender and budding age, fully engrossed by a
merry game; and a profusion of wooden horses,
penny trumpets, and tattered dolls, about the
floor, showed traces of a troop of little fairy
beings, who, having frolicked through a happy
day, had been carried off to slumber through
a peaceful night.
While
the mutual greetings were going on between Bracebridge
and his relatives, I had time to scan the apartment.
I have called it a hall, for so it had certainly
been in old times, and the Squire had evidently
endeavoured to restore it to something of its
primitive state. Over the heavy projecting fireplace
was suspended a picture of a warrior in armour
standing by a white horse, and on the opposite
wall hung helmet, buckler, and lance. At one
end an enormous pair of antlers were inserted
in the wall, the branches serving as hooks on
which to suspend hats, whips, and spurs; and
in the corners of the apartment were fowling-pieces,
fishing-rods, and other sporting implements.
The furniture was of the cumbrous workmanship
of former days, though some articles of modern
convenience had been added, and the oaken floor
had been carpeted; so that the whole presented
an odd mixture of parlour and hall.
The
grate had been removed from the wide overwhelming
fireplace, to make way for a fire of wood, in
the midst of which was an enormous log glowing
and blazing, and sending forth a vast volume
of light and heat; this I understood was the
Yule-log, which the Squire was particular in
having brought in and illumined on a Christmas
eve, according to ancient custom.*
* See Note B.
It was really delightful to see the old Squire
seated in his hereditary elbow-chair by the
hospitable fireside of his ancestors, and looking
around him like the sun of a system, beaming
warmth and gladness to every heart. Even the
very dog that lay stretched at his feet, as
he lazily shifted his position and yawned, would
look fondly up in his master's face, wag his
tail against the floor, and stretch himself
again to sleep, confident of kindness and protection.
There is an emanation from the heart in genuine
hospitality which cannot be described, but is
immediately felt, and puts the stranger at once
at his ease. I had not been seated many minutes
by the comfortable hearth of the worthy cavalier
before I found myself as much at home as if
I had been one of the family.
Supper
was announced shortly after our arrival. It
was served up in a spacious oaken chamber, the
panels of which shone with wax, and around which
were several family portraits decorated with
holly and ivy. Beside the accustomed lights,
two great wax tapers, called Christmas candles,
wreathed with greens, were placed on a highly-polished
buffet among the family plate. The table was
abundantly spread with substantial fare; but
the Squire made his supper of frumenty, a dish
made of wheat cakes boiled in milk with rich
spices, being a standing dish in old times for
Christmas eve. I was happy to find my old friend,
minced-pie, in the retinue of the feast; and
finding him to be perfectly orthodox, and that
I need not be ashamed of my predilection, I
greeted him with all the warmth wherewith we
usually greet an old and very genteel acquaintance.
The
mirth of the company was greatly promoted by
the humours of an eccentric personage whom Mr.
Bracebridge always addressed with the quaint
appellation of Master Simon. He was a tight,
brisk little man, with the air of an arrant
old bachelor. His nose was shaped like the bill
of a parrot; his face slightly pitted with the
smallpox, with a dry perpetual bloom on it,
like a frost-bitten leaf in autumn. He had an
eye of great quickness and vivacity, with a
drollery and lurking waggery of expression that
was irresistible. He was evidently the wit of
the family, dealing very much in sly jokes and
innuendoes with the ladies, and making infinite
merriment by harpings upon old themes; which,
unfortunately, my ignorance of the family chronicles
did not permit me to enjoy. It seemed to be
his great delight during supper to keep a young
girl next him in a continual agony of stifled
laughter, in spite of her awe of the reproving
looks of her mother, who sat opposite. Indeed,
he was the idol of the younger part of the company,
who laughed at everything he said or did, and
at every turn of his countenance. I could not
wonder at it; for he must have been a miracle
of accomplishments in their eyes. He could imitate
Punch and Judy; make an old woman of his hand,
with the assistance of a burnt cork and pocket-handkerchief:
and cut an orange into such a ludicrous caricature,
that the young folks were ready to die with
laughing.
I
was let briefly into his history by Frank Bracebridge.
He was an old bachelor of a small independent
income, which by careful management was sufficient
for all his wants. He revolved through the family
system like a vagrant comet in its orbit; sometimes
visiting one branch, and sometimes another quite
remote; as is often the case with gentlemen
of extensive connections and small fortunes
in England. He had a chirping, buoyant disposition,
always enjoying the present moment; and his
frequent change of scene and company prevented
his acquiring those rusty unacommodating habits
with which old bachelors are so uncharitably
charged. He was a complete family chronicle,
being versed in the genealogy, history, and
intermarriages of the whole house of Bracebridge,
which made him a great favourite with the old
folks; he was a beau of all the elder ladies
and superannuated spinsters, among whom he was
habitually considered rather a young fellow,
and he was a master of the revels among the
children; so that there was not a more popular
being in the sphere in which he moved than Mr.
Simon Bracebridge. Of late years he had resided
almost entirely with the Squire, to whom he
had become a factotum, and whom he particularly
delighted by jumping with his humour in respect
to old times, and by having a scrap of an old
song to suit every occasion. We had presently
a specimen of his last mentioned talent; for
no sooner was supper removed, and spiced wines
and other beverages peculiar to the season introduced,
than Master Simon was called on for a good old
Christmas song. He bethought himself for a moment,
and then, with a sparkle of the eye, and a voice
that was by no means bad, excepting that it
ran occasionally into a falsetto, like the notes
of a split reed, he quavered forth a quaint
old ditty:
"Now
Christmas is come,
Let
us beat up the drum,
And
call all our neighbours together;
And
when they appear,
Let
us make them such cheer
As
will keep out the wind and the weather,"
etc.
The
supper had disposed every one to gaiety, and
an old harper was summoned from the servants'
hall, where he had been strumming all the evening,
and to all appearance comforting himself with
some of the Squire's home-brewed. He was a kind
of hanger-on, I was told, of the establishment,
and though ostensibly a resident of the village,
was oftener to be found in the Squire's kitchen
than his own home, the old gentleman being fond
of the sound of "harp in hall."
The
dance, like most dances after supper, was a
merry one; some of the older folks joined in
it, and the Squire himself figured down several
couples with a partner with whom he affirmed
he had danced at every Christmas for nearly
half a century. Master Simon, who seemed to
be a kind of connecting link between the old
times and the new, and to be withal a little
antiquated in the taste of his accomplishments,
evidently piqued himself on his dancing, and
was endeavouring to gain credit by the heel
and toe, rigadoon, and other graces of the ancient
school; but he had unluckily assorted himself
with a little romping girl from boarding-school,
who, by her wild vivacity, kept him continually
on the stretch, and defeated all his sober attempts
at elegance;--such are the ill-assorted matches
to which antique gentlemen are unfortunately
prone!
The
young Oxonian, on the contrary, had led out
one of his maiden aunts, on whom the rogue played
a thousand little knaveries with impunity; he
was full of practical jokes, and his delight
was to tease his aunts and cousins; yet, like
all madcap youngsters, he was a universal favourite
among the women. The most interesting couple
in the dance was the young officer and a ward
of the Squire's, a beautiful blushing girl of
seventeen. From several shy glances which I
had noticed in the course of the evening, I
suspected there was a little kindness growing
up between them; and, indeed, the young soldier
was just the hero to captivate a romantic girl.
He was tall, slender, and handsome, and like
most young British officers of late years, had
picked up various small accomplishments on the
Continent--he could talk French and Italian--
draw landscapes,--sing very tolerably--dance
divinely; but above all he had been wounded
at Waterloo;--what girl of seventeen, well read
in poetry and romance, could resist such a mirror
of chivalry and perfection!
The
moment the dance was over, he caught up a guitar,
and lolling against the old marble fireplace,
in an attitude which I am half inclined to suspect
was studied, began the little French air of
the Troubadour. The Squire, however, exclaimed
against having anything on Christmas eve but
good old English; upon which the young minstrel,
casting up his eye for a moment, as if in an
effort of memory, struck into another strain,
and, with a charming air of gallantry, gave
Herrick's "Night-Piece to Julia:"
"Her
eyes the glow-worm lend thee,
The
shooting stars attend thee,
And
the elves also,
Whose
little eyes glow
Like
the sparks of fire, befriend thee.
"No
Will-o'-the-Wisp mislight thee;
Nor
snake or glow-worm bite thee;
But
on, on thy way,
Not
making a stay,
Since
ghost there is none to affright thee.
"Then
let not the dark thee cumber;
What
though the moon does slumber,
The
stars of the night
Will
lend thee their light,
Like
tapers clear without number.
"Then,
Julia, let me woo thee,
Thus,
thus to come unto me;
And
when I shall meet
Thy
silvery feet,
My
soul I'll pour into thee."
The song might have been intended in compliment
to the fair Julia, for so I found his partner
was called, or it might not; she, however, was
certainly unconscious of any such application,
for she never looked at the singer, but kept
her eyes cast upon the floor. Her face was suffused,
it is true, with a beautiful blush, and there
was a gentle heaving of the bosom, but all that
was doubtless caused by the exercise of the
dance; indeed, so great was her indifference,
that she was amusing herself with plucking to
pieces a choice bouquet of hothouse flowers,
and by the time the song was concluded, the
nosegay lay in ruins on the floor.
The
party now broke up for the night with the kind-hearted
old custom of shaking hands. As I passed through
the hall, on the way to my chamber, the dying
embers of the Yule-clog still sent forth a dusky
glow; and had it not been the season when "no
spirit dares stir abroad," I should have
been half tempted to steal from my room at midnight,
and peep whether the fairies might not be at
their revels about the hearth.
My
chamber was in the old part of the mansion,
the ponderous furniture of which might have
been fabricated in the days of the giants. The
room was panelled with cornices of heavy carved
work, in which flowers and grotesque faces were
strangely intermingled; and a row of black looking
portraits stared mournfully at me from the walls.
The bed was of rich though faded damask, with
a lofty tester, and stood in a niche opposite
a bow window. I had scarcely got into bed when
a strain of music seemed to break forth in the
air just below the window. I listened, and found
it proceeded from a band, which I concluded
to be the waits from some neighbouring village.
They went round the house, playing under the
windows.
I
drew aside the curtains, to hear them more distinctly.
The moonbeams fell through the upper part of
the casement, partially lighting up the antiquated
apartment. The sounds, as they receded, became
more soft and aerial, and seemed to accord with
quiet and moonlight. I listened and listened--they
became more and more tender and remote, and,
as they gradually died away, my head sank upon
the pillow and I fell asleep.
Christmas
Day
Dark
and dull night, flie hence away,
And
give the honour to this day
That
Sees December turn'd to May.
.
. .
. .
. .
. .
.
Why
does the chilling winter's morne
Smile
like a field beset with corn?
Or
smell like to a meade new-shorne,
Thus
on the sudden?--Come and see
The
cause why things thus fragrant be.
--HERRICK.
When
I awoke the next morning, it seemed as if all
the events of the preceding evening had been
a dream, and nothing but the identity of the
ancient chamber convinced me of their reality.
While I lay musing on my pillow, I heard the
sound of little feet pattering outside of the
door, and a whispering consultation. Presently
a choir of small voices chanted forth an old
Christmas carol, the burden of which was:
"Rejoice,
our Saviour he was born
On
Christmas Day in the morning."
I
rose softly, slipped on my clothes, opened the
door suddenly, and beheld one of the most beautiful
little fairy groups that a painter could imagine.
It
consisted of a boy and two girls, the eldest
not more than six, and lovely as seraphs. They
were going the rounds of the house, and singing
at every chamber-door; but my sudden appearance
frightened them into mute bashfulness. They
remained for a moment playing on their lips
with their fingers, and now and then stealing
a shy glance, from under their eyebrows, until,
as if by one impulse, they scampered away, and
as they turned an angle of the gallery, I heard
them laughing in triumph at their escape.
Everything
conspired to produce kind and happy feelings
in this stronghold of old-fashioned hospitality.
The window of my chamber looked out upon what
in summer would have been a beautiful landscape.
There was a sloping lawn, a fine stream winding
at the foot of it, and a tract of park beyond,
with noble clumps of trees, and herds of deer.
At a distance was a neat hamlet, with the smoke
from the cottage chimneys hanging over it; and
a church with its dark spire in strong relief
against the clear, cold sky. The house was surrounded
with evergreens, according to the English custom,
which would have given almost an appearance
of summer; but the morning was extremely frosty;
the light vapour of the preceding evening had
been precipitated by the cold, and covered all
the trees and every blade of grass with its
fine crystallisations. The rays of a bright
morning sun had a dazzling effect among the
glittering foliage. A robin, perched upon the
top of a mountain-ash that hung its clusters
of red berries just before my window, was basking
himself in the sunshine, and piping a few querulous
notes; and a peacock was displaying all the
glories of his train, and strutting with the
pride and gravity of a Spanish grandee on the
terrace-walk below.
I
had scarcely dressed myself, when a servant
appeared to invite me to family prayers. He
showed me the way to a small chapel in the old
wing of the house, where I found the principal
part of the family already assembled in a kind
of gallery, furnished with cushions, hassocks,
and large prayer-books; the servants were seated
on benches below. The old gentleman read prayers
from a desk in front of the gallery, and Master
Simon acted as clerk, and made the responses;
and I must do him the justice to say that he
acquitted himself with great gravity and decorum.
The
service was followed by a Christmas carol, which
Mr. Bracebridge himself had constructed from
a poem of his favourite author, Herrick; and
it had been adapted to an old church melody
by Master Simon. As there were several good
voices among the household, the effect was extremely
pleasing; but I was particularly gratified by
the exaltation of heart, and sudden sally of
grateful feeling, with which the worthy Squire
delivered one stanza: his eyes glistening, and
his voice rambling out of all the bounds of
time and tune:
"'Tis
thou that crown'st my glittering hearth
With
guiltlesse mirth,
And
giv'st me wassaile bowles to drink,
Spiced
to the brink:
Lord,
'tis Thy plenty-dropping hand,
That
soiles my land;
And
giv'st me for my bushell sowne,
Twice
ten for one."
I
afterwards understood that early morning service
was read on every Sunday and saint's day throughout
the year, either by Mr. Bracebridge or by some
member of the family. It was once almost universally
the case at the seats of the nobility and gentry
of England, and it is much to be regretted that
the custom is fallen into neglect; for the dullest
observer must be sensible of the order and serenity
prevalent in those households, where the occasional
exercise of a beautiful form of worship in the
morning gives, as it were, the key-note to every
temper for the day, and attunes every spirit
to harmony.
Our
breakfast consisted of what the Squire denominated
true old English fare. He indulged in some bitter
lamentations over modern breakfasts of tea-and-toast,
which he censured as among the causes of modern
effeminacy and weak nerves, and the decline
of old English heartiness; and though he admitted
them to his table to suit the palates of his
guests, yet there was a brave display of cold
meats, wine, and ale, on the sideboard.
After
breakfast I walked about the grounds with Frank
Bracebridge and Master Simon, or Mr. Simon as
he was called by everybody but the Squire. We
were escorted by a number of gentleman-like
dogs, that seemed loungers about the establishment;
from the frisking spaniel to the steady old
staghound; the last of which was of a race that
had been in the family time out of mind: they
were all obedient to a dog-whistle which hung
to Master Simon's buttonhole, and in the midst
of their gambols would glance an eye occasionally
upon a small switch he carried in his hand.
The
old mansion had a still more venerable look
in the yellow sunshine than by pale moonlight;
and I could not but feel the force of the Squire's
idea, that the formal terraces, heavily moulded
balustrades, and clipped yew-trees, carried
with them an air of proud aristocracy. There
appeared to be an unusual number of peacocks
about the place, and I was making some remarks
upon what I termed a flock of them, that were
basking under a sunny wall, when I was gently
corrected in my phraseology by Master Simon,
who told me that, according to the most ancient
and approved treatise on hunting, I must say
a MUSTER of peacocks. "In the same way,"
added he, with a slight air of pedantry, "we
say a flight of doves or swallows, a bevy of
quails, a herd of deer, of wrens, or cranes,
a skulk of foxes, or a building of rooks."
He went on to inform me, that, according to
Sir Anthony Fitzherbert, we ought to ascribe,
to this bird "both understanding and glory;
for, being praised, he will presently set up
his tail chiefly against the sun, to the intent
you may the better behold the beauty thereof.
But at the fall of the leaf, when his tail falleth,
he will mourn and hide himself in corners, till
his tail come again as it was."
I
could not help smiling at this display of small
erudition on so whimsical a subject; but I found
that the peacocks were birds of some consequence
at the Hall, for Frank Bracebridge informed
me that they were great favourites with his
father, who was extremely careful to keep up
the breed; partly because they belonged to chivalry,
and were in great request at the stately banquets
of the olden time; and partly because they had
a pomp and magnificence about them, highly becoming
an old family mansion. Nothing, he was accustomed
to say, had an air of greater state and dignity
than a peacock perched upon an antique stone
balustrade.
Master
Simon had now to hurry off, having an appointment
at the parish church with the village choristers,
who were to perform some music of his selection.
There was something extremely agreeable in the
cheerful flow of animal spirits of the little
man; and I confess I had been somewhat surprised
at his apt quotations from authors who certainly
were not in the range of every-day reading.
I mentioned this last circumstance to Frank
Bracebridge, who told me with a smile that Master
Simon's whole stock of erudition was confined
to some half-a-dozen old authors, which the
Squire had put into his hands, and which he
read over and over, whenever he had a studious
fit; as he sometimes had on a rainy day, or
a long winter evening. Sir Anthony Fitzherbert's
"Book of Husbandry;" Markham's "Country
Contentments;" the "Tretyse of Hunting,"
by Sir Thomas Cockayne, Knight; Izaak Walton's
"Angler," and two or three more such
ancient worthies of the pen, were his standard
authorities; and, like all men who know but
a few books, he looked up to them with a kind
of idolatry, and quoted them on all occasions.
As to his songs, they were chiefly picked out
of old books in the Squire's library, and adapted
to tunes that were popular among the choice
spirits of the last century. His practical application
of scraps of literature, however, had caused
him to be looked upon as a prodigy of book-knowledge
by all the grooms, huntsmen, and small sportsmen
of the neighbourhood.
While
we were talking we heard the distant toll of
the village bell, and I was told that the Squire
was a little particular in having his household
at church on a Christmas morning; considering
it a day of pouring out of thanks and rejoicing;
for, as old Tusser observed:
"At
Christmas be merry, and thankful withal,
And
feast thy poor neighbours, the great and the
small."
"If
you are disposed to go to church," said
Frank Bracebridge, "I can promise you a
specimen of my cousin Simon's musical achievements.
As the church is destitute of an organ, he has
formed a band from the village amateurs, and
established a musical club for their improvement;
he has also sorted a choir, as he sorted my
father's pack of hounds, according to the directions
of Jervaise Markham, in his "Country Contentments;"
for the bass he has sought out all the 'deep
solemn mouths,' and for the tenor the 'loud
ringing mouths,' among the country bumpkins;
and for 'sweet mouths,' he has culled with curious
taste among the prettiest lasses in the neighbourhood;
though these last, he affirms, are the most
difficult to keep in tune; your pretty female
singer being exceedingly wayward and capricious,
and very liable to accident."
As
the morning, though frosty, was remarkably fine
and clear, the most of the family walked to
the church, which was a very old building of
gray stone, and stood near a village, about
half a mile from the park gate. Adjoining it
was a low snug parsonage, which seemed coeval
with the church. The front of it was perfectly
matted with a yew-tree that had been trained
against its walls, through the dense foliage
of which apertures had been formed to admit
light into the small antique lattices. As we
passed this sheltered nest, the parson issued
forth and preceded us.
I
had expected to see a sleek, well-conditioned
pastor, such as is often found in a snug living
in the vicinity of a rich patron's table; but
I was disappointed. The parson was a little,
meagre, black-looking man, with a grizzled wig
that was too wide, and stood off from each ear;
so that his head seemed to have shrunk away
within it, like a dried filbert in its shell.
He wore a rusty coat, with great skirts, and
pockets that would have held the church Bible
and prayer-book; and his small legs seemed still
smaller, from being planted in large shoes decorated
with enormous buckles.
I
was informed by Frank Bracebridge that the parson
had been a chum of his father's at Oxford, and
had received this living shortly after the latter
had come to his estate. He was a complete black-letter
hunter, and would scarcely read a work printed
in the Roman character. The editions of Caxton
and Wynkin de Worde were his delight; and he
was indefatigable in his researches after such
old English writers as have fallen into oblivion
from their worthlessness. In deference, perhaps,
to the notions of Mr. Bracebridge, he had made
diligent investigations into the festive rites
and holiday customs of former times; and had
been as zealous in the inquiry as if he had
been a boon companion; but it was merely with
that plodding spirit with which men of adust
temperament follow up any track of study, merely
because it is denominated learning; indifferent
to its intrinsic nature, whether it be the illustration
of the wisdom, or of the ribaldry and obscenity
of antiquity. He had pored over these old volumes
so intensely, that they seemed to have been
reflected into his countenance indeed; which,
if the face be an index of the mind, might be
compared to a title-page of black-letter.
On
reaching the church porch, we found the parson
rebuking the gray-headed sexton for having used
mistletoe among the greens with which the church
was decorated. It was, he observed, an unholy
plant, profaned by having been used by the Druids
in their mystic ceremonies; and though it might
be innocently employed in the festive ornamenting
of halls and kitchens, yet it had been deemed
by the Fathers of the Church as unhallowed,
and totally unfit for sacred purposes. So tenacious
was he on this point, that the poor sexton was
obliged to strip down a great part of the humble
trophies of his taste, before the parson would
consent to enter upon the service of the day.
The
interior of the church was venerable but simple;
on the walls were several mural monuments of
the Bracebridges, and just beside the altar
was a tomb of ancient workmanship, on which
lay the effigy of a warrior in armour, with
his legs crossed, a sign of his having been
a crusader. I was told it was one of the family
who had signalised himself in the Holy Land,
and the same whose picture hung over the fireplace
in the hall.
During
service, Master Simon stood up in the pew, and
repeated the responses very audibly; evincing
that kind of ceremonious devotion punctually
observed by a gentleman of the old school, and
a man of old family connections. I observed,
too, that he turned over the leaves of a folio
prayer-book with something of a flourish; possibly
to show off an enormous seal-ring which enriched
one of his fingers, and which had the look of
a family relic. But he was evidently most solicitous
about the musical part of the service, keeping
his eye fixed intently on the choir, and beating
time with much gesticulation and emphasis.
The
orchestra was in a small gallery, and presented
a most whimsical grouping of heads, piled one
above the other, among which I particularly
noticed that of the village tailor, a pale fellow
with a retreating forehead and chin, who played
on the clarionet, and seemed to have blown his
face to a point; and there was another, a short
pursy man, stooping and labouring at a bass
viol, so as to show nothing but the top of a
round bald head, like the egg of an ostrich.
There were two or three pretty faces among the
female singers, to which the keen air of a frosty
morning had given a bright rosy tint; but the
gentlemen choristers had evidently been chosen,
like old Cremona fiddles, more for tone than
looks; and as several had to sing from the same
book, there were clusterings of odd physiognomies,
not unlike those groups of cherubs we sometimes
see on country tombstones.
The
usual services of the choir were managed tolerably
well, the vocal parts generally lagging a little
behind the instrumental, and some loitering
fiddler now and then making up for lost time
by travelling over a passage with prodigious
celerity, and clearing more bars than the keenest
fox-hunter to be in at the death. But the great
trial was an anthem that had been prepared and
arranged by Master Simon, and on which he had
founded great expectation. Unluckily there was
a blunder at the very outset; the musicians
became flurried; Master Simon was in a fever;
everything went on lamely and irregularly until
they came to a chorus beginning "Now let
us sing with one accord," which seemed
to be a signal for parting company: all became
discord and confusion; each shifted for himself,
and got to the end as well, or rather as soon,
as he could, excepting one old chorister in
a pair of horn spectacles bestriding and pinching
a long sonorous nose; who, happening to stand
a little apart, and being wrapped up in his
own melody, kept on a quavering course, wriggling
his head, ogling his book, and winding all up
by a nasal solo of at least three bars' duration.
The
parson gave us a most erudite sermon on the
rites and ceremonies of Christmas, and the propriety
of observing it not merely as a day of thanksgiving,
but of rejoicing; supporting the correctness
of his opinions by the earliest usages of the
Church, and enforcing them by the authorities
of Theophilus of Cesarea, St. Cyprian, St. Chrysostom,
St. Augustine, and a cloud more of Saints and
Fathers, from whom he made copious quotations.
I was a little at a loss to perceive the necessity
of such a mighty array of forces to maintain
a point which no one present seemed inclined
to dispute; but I soon found that the good man
had a legion of ideal adversaries to contend
with; having, in the course of his researches
on the subject of Christmas, got completely
embroiled in the sectarian controversies of
the Revolution, when the Puritans made such
a fierce assault upon the ceremonies of the
Church, and poor old Christmas was driven out
of the land by proclamation of Parliament.*
The worthy parson lived but with times past,
and knew but a little of the present.
* See Note C.
Shut up among worm-eaten tomes in the retirement
of his antiquated little study, the pages of
old times were to him as the gazettes of the
day; while the era of the Revolution was mere
modern history. He forgot that nearly two centuries
had elapsed since the fiery persecution of poor
mince-pie throughout the land; when plum- porridge
was denounced as "mere popery," and
roast beef as antichristian; and that Christmas
had been brought in again triumphantly with
the merry court of King Charles at the Restoration.
He kindled into warmth with the ardour of his
contest, and the host of imaginary foes with
whom he had to combat; had a stubborn conflict
with old Prynne and two or three other forgotten
champions of the Round-heads, on the subject
of Christmas festivity; and concluded by urging
his hearers, in the most solemn and affecting
manner, to stand to the traditionary customs
of their fathers, and feast and make merry on
this joyful anniversary of the Church.
I
have seldom known a sermon attended apparently
with more immediate effects; for, on leaving
the church, the congregation seemed one and
all possessed with the gaiety of spirit so earnestly
enjoined by their pastor. The elder folks gathered
in knots in the churchyard, greeting and shaking
hands; and the children ran about crying, Ule!
Ule! and repeating some uncouth rhymes,* which
the parson, who had joined us, informed me had
been handed down from days of yore. The villagers
doffed their hats to the Squire as he passed,
giving him the good wishes of the season with
every appearance of heartfelt sincerity, and
were invited by him to the Hall, to take something
to keep out the cold of the weather; and I heard
blessings uttered by several of the poor, which
convinced me that, in the midst of his enjoyments,
the worthy old cavalier had not forgotten the
true Christmas virtue of charity.
*
"Ule! Ule!
Three
puddings in a pule;
Crack
nuts and cry ule!"
On
our way homeward his heart seemed overflowing
with generous and happy feelings. As we passed
over a rising ground which commanded something
of a prospect, the sounds of rustic merriment
now and then reached our ears; the Squire paused
for a few moments, and looked around with an
air of inexpressible benignity. The beauty of
the day was of itself sufficient to inspire
philanthropy. Notwithstanding the frostiness
of the morning, the sun in his cloudless journey
had acquired sufficient power to melt away the
thin covering of snow from every southern declivity,
and to bring out the living green which adorns
an English landscape even in midwinter. Large
tracts of smiling verdure contrasted with the
dazzling whiteness of the shaded slopes and
hollows. Every sheltered bank on which the broad
rays rested yielded its silver rill of cold
and limpid water, glittering through the dripping
grass; and sent up slight exhalations to contribute
to the thin haze that hung just above the surface
of the earth. There was something truly cheering
in this triumph of warmth and verdure over the
frosty thraldom of winter; it was, as the Squire
observed, an emblem of Christmas hospitality,
breaking through the chills of ceremony and
selfishness, and thawing every heart into a
flow. He pointed with pleasure to the indications
of good cheer reeking from the chimneys of the
comfortable farmhouses and low, thatched cottages.
"I love," said he, "to see this
day well kept by rich and poor; it is a great
thing to have one day in the year, at least,
when you are sure of being welcome wherever
you go, and of having, as it were, the world
all thrown open to you; and I am almost disposed
to join with Poor Robin, in his malediction
of every churlish enemy to this honest festival:
"'Those
who at Christmas do repine,
And
would fain hence despatch him,
May
they with old Duke Humphry dine,
Or
else may Squire Ketch catch 'em.'"
The
Squire went on to lament the deplorable decay
of the games and amusements which were once
prevalent at this season among the lower orders,
and countenanced by the higher: when the old
halls of castles and manor-houses were thrown
open at daylight; when the tables were covered
with brawn, and beef, and humming ale; when
the harp and the carol resounded all day long,
and when rich and poor were alike welcome to
enter and make merry.* "Our old games and
local customs," said he, "had a great
effect in making the peasant fond of his home,
and the promotion of them, by the gentry made
him fond of his lord. They made the times merrier,
and kinder, and better; and I can truly say,
with one of our old poets:
"'I
like them well--the curious preciseness
And
all-pretended gravity of those
That
seek to banish hence these harmless sports,
Have
thrust away much ancient honesty.'
*
See Note D.
"The nation," continued he, "is
altered; we have almost lost our simple, true-hearted
peasantry. They have broken asunder from the
higher classes, and seem to think their interests
are separate. They have become too knowing,
and begin to read newspapers, listen to alehouse
politicians, and talk of reform. I think one
mode to keep them in good humour in these hard
times would be for the nobility and gentry to
pass more time on their estates, mingle more
among the country people, and set the merry
old English games going again."
Such
was the good Squire's project for mitigating
public discontent; and, indeed, he had once
attempted to put his doctrine in practice, and
a few years before had kept open house during
the holidays in the old style. The country people,
however, did not understand how to play their
parts in the scene of hospitality; many uncouth
circumstances occurred; the manor was overrun
by all the vagrants of the country, and more
beggars drawn into the neighbourhood in one
week than the parish officers could get rid
of in a year. Since then, he had contented himself
with inviting the decent part of the neighbouring
peasantry to call at the Hall on Christmas Day,
and distributing beef, and bread, and ale, among
the poor, that they might make merry in their
own dwellings.
We
had not been long home when the sound of music
was heard from a distance. A band of country
lads, without coats, their shirt- sleeves fancifully
tied with ribands, their hats decorated with
greens, and clubs in their hands, were seen
advancing up the avenue, followed by a large
number of villagers and peasantry. They stopped
before the hall door, where the music struck
up a peculiar air, and the lads performed a
curious and intricate dance, advancing, retreating,
and striking their clubs together, keeping exact
time to the music; while one, whimsically crowned
with a fox's skin, the tail of which flaunted
down his back, kept capering around the skirts
of the dance, and rattling a Christmas-box with
many antic gesticulations.
The
Squire eyed this fanciful exhibition with great
interest and delight, and gave me a full account
of its origin, which he traced to the times
when the Romans held possession of the island;
plainly proving that this was a lineal descendant
of the sword-dance of the ancients. "It
was now," he said, "nearly extinct,
but he had accidentally met with traces of it
in the neighbourhood, and had encouraged its
revival; though, to tell the truth, it was too
apt to be followed up by rough cudgel-play and
broken heads in the evening."
After
the dance was concluded, the whole party was
entertained with brawn and beef, and stout home-brewed.
The Squire himself mingled among the rustics,
and was received with awkward demonstrations
of deference and regard.
It
is true, I perceived two or three of the younger
peasants, as they were raising their tankards
to their mouths when the Squire's back was turned,
making something of a grimace, and giving each
other the wink; but the moment they caught my
eye they pulled grave faces, and were exceedingly
demure. With Master Simon, however, they all
seemed more at their ease.
His
varied occupations and amusements had made him
well known throughout the neighbourhood. He
was a visitor at every farmhouse and cottage;
gossiped with the farmers and their wives; romped
with their daughters; and, like that type of
a vagrant bachelor, the bumblebee, tolled the
sweets from all the rosy lips of the country
around.
The
bashfulness of the guests soon gave way before
good cheer and affability. There is something
genuine and affectionate in the gaiety of the
lower orders, when it is excited by the bounty
and familiarity of those above them; the warm
glow of gratitude enters into their mirth, and
a kind word or a small pleasantry, frankly uttered
by a patron, gladdens the heart of the dependant
more than oil and wine. When the Squire had
retired, the merriment increased, and there
was much joking and laughter, particularly between
Master Simon and a hale, ruddy-faced, white-headed
farmer, who appeared to be the wit of the village;
for I observed all his companions to wait with
open mouths for his retorts, and burst into
a gratuitous laugh before they could well understand
them.
The
whole house, indeed, seemed abandoned to merriment.
As I passed to my room to dress for dinner,
I heard the sound of music in a small court,
and, looking through a window that commanded
it, I perceived a band of wandering musicians,
with pandean pipes and tambourine; a pretty,
coquettish housemaid was dancing a jig with
a smart country lad, while several of the other
servants were looking on. In the midst of her
sport the girl caught a glimpse of my face at
the window, and, colouring up, ran off with
an air of roguish affected confusion.
The
Christmas Dinner
Lo,
now is come the joyful'st feast!
Let
every man be jolly,
Eache
roome with yvie leaves is drest,
And
every post with holly.
Now
all our neighbours' chimneys smoke,
And
Christmas blocks are burning;
Their
ovens they with bak't meats choke,
And
all their spits are turning.
Without
the door let sorrow lie,
And
if, for cold, it hap to die,
We'll
bury't in a Christmas pye,
And
evermore be merry.
--WITHERS'S
Juvenilia.
I
had finished my toilet, and was loitering with
Frank Bracebridge in the library, when we heard
a distant thwacking sound, which he informed
me was a signal for the serving up of the dinner.
The Squire kept up old customs in kitchen as
well as hall; and the rolling-pin, struck upon
the dresser by the cook, summoned the servants
to carry in the meats.
"Just
in this nick the cook knock'd thrice,
And
all the waiters in a trice
His
summons did obey;
Each
serving man, with dish in hand,
March'd
boldly up, like our train-band,
Presented
and away."*
*
Sir John Suckling.
The dinner was served up in the great hall,
where the Squire always held his Christmas banquet.
A blazing, crackling fire of logs had been heaped
on to warm the spacious apartment, and the flame
went sparkling and wreathing up the wide-mouthed
chimney. The great picture of the crusader and
his white horse had been profusely decorated
with greens for the occasion; and holly and
ivy had likewise been wreathed around the helmet
and weapons on the opposite wall, which I understood
were the arms of the same warrior. I must own,
by the by, I had strong doubts about the authenticity
of painting and armour as having belonged to
the crusader, they certainly having the stamp
of more recent days; but I was told that the
painting had been so considered time out of
mind; and that as to the armour, it had been
found in a lumber room, and elevated to its
present situation by the Squire, who at once
determined it to be the armour of the family
hero; and as he was absolute authority on all
such subjects to his own household, the matter
had passed into current acceptation. A sideboard
was set out just under this chivalric trophy,
on which was a display of plate that might have
vied (at least in variety) with Belshazzar's
parade of the vessels of the Temple: "flagons,
cans, cups, beakers, goblets, basins, and ewers;"
the gorgeous utensils of good companionship,
that had gradually accumulated through many
generations of jovial housekeepers. Before these
stood the two Yule candles, beaming like two
stars of the first magnitude: other lights were
distributed in branches, and the whole array
glittered like a firmament of silver.
We
were ushered into this banqueting scene with
the sound of minstrelsy, the old harper being
seated on a stool beside the fireplace, and
twanging his instrument with a vast deal more
power than melody. Never did Christmas board
display a more goodly and gracious assemblage
of countenances; those who were not handsome
were, at least, happy; and happiness is a rare
improver of your hard-favoured visage.
I
always consider an old English family as well
worth studying as a collection of Holbein's
portraits or Albert Durer's prints. There is
much antiquarian lore to be acquired; much knowledge
of the physiognomies of former times. Perhaps
it may be from having continually before their
eyes those rows of old family portraits, with
which the mansions of this country are stocked;
certain it is, that the quaint features of antiquity
are often most faithfully perpetuated in these
ancient lines; and I have traced an old family
nose through a whole picture-gallery, legitimately
handed down from generation to generation, almost
from the time of the Conquest. Something of
the kind was to be observed in the worthy company
around me. Many of their faces had evidently
originated in a Gothic age, and been merely
copied by succeeding generations; and there
was one little girl, in particular, of staid
demeanour, with a high Roman nose, and an antique
vinegar aspect, who was a great favourite of
the Squire's, being, as he said, a Bracebridge
all over, and the very counterpart of one of
his ancestors who figured in the court of Henry
VIII.
The
parson said grace, which was not a short, familiar
one, such as is commonly addressed to the Deity,
in these unceremonious days; but a long, courtly,
well-worded one of the ancient school.
There
was now a pause, as if something was expected;
when suddenly the butler entered the hall with
some degree of bustle; he was attended by a
servant on each side with a large wax-light,
and bore a silver dish, on which was an enormous
pig's head, decorated with rosemary, with a
lemon in its mouth, which was placed with great
formality at the head of the table. The moment
this pageant made its appearance, the harper
struck up a flourish; at the conclusion of which
the young Oxonian, on receiving a hint from
the Squire, gave, with an air of the most comic
gravity, an old carol, the first verse of which
was as follows:
"Caput
apri defero
Reddens
laudes Domino.
The
boar's head in hand bring I,
With
garlands gay and rosemary.
I
pray you all synge merily
Qui
estis in convivio."
Though
prepared to witness many of these little eccentricities,
from being apprised of the peculiar hobby of
mine host; yet, I confess, the parade with which
so odd a dish was introduced somewhat perplexed
me, until I gathered from the conversation of
the Squire and the parson that it was meant
to represent the bringing in of the boar's head:
a dish formerly served up with much ceremony,
and the sound of minstrelsy and song, at great
tables on Christmas Day. "I like the old
custom," said the Squire, "not merely
because it is stately and pleasing in itself,
but because it was observed at the College of
Oxford, at which I was educated. When I hear
the old song chanted, it brings to mind the
time when I was young and gamesome--and the
noble old college-hall--and my fellow students
loitering about in their black gowns; many of
whom, poor lads, are now in their graves!"
The
parson, however, whose mind was not haunted
by such associations, and who was always more
taken up with the text than the sentiment, objected
to the Oxonian's version of the carol: which
he affirmed was different from that sung at
college. He went on, with the dry perseverance
of a commentator, to give the college reading,
accompanied by sundry annotations: addressing
himself at first to the company at large; but
finding their attention gradually diverted to
other talk, and other objects, he lowered his
tone as his number of auditors diminished, until
he concluded his remarks, in an under voice,
to a fat-headed old gentleman next him, who
was silently engaged in the discussion of a
huge plateful of turkey.*
* See Note E.
The table was literally loaded with good cheer,
and presented an epitome of country abundance,
in this season of overflowing larders. A distinguished
post was allotted to "ancient sirloin,"
as mine host termed it; being, as he added,
"the standard of old English hospitality,
and a joint of goodly presence, and full of
expectation."
There
were several dishes quaintly decorated, and
which had evidently something traditionary in
their embellishments; but about which, as I
did not like to appear over curious, I asked
no questions. I could not, however, but notice
a pie, magnificently decorated with peacocks'
feathers, in imitation of the tail of that bird,
which overshadowed a considerable tract of the
table. This, the Squire confessed, with some
little hesitation, was a pheasant- pie, though
a peacock-pie was certainly the most authentical;
but there had been such a mortality among the
peacocks this season, that he could not prevail
upon himself to have one killed.*
* See Note F.
It would be tedious, perhaps, to my wiser readers,
who may not have that foolish fondness for odd
and obsolete things to which I am a little given,
were I to mention the other makeshifts of this
worthy old humourist, by which he was endeavouring
to follow up, though at humble distance, the
quaint customs of antiquity. I was pleased,
however, to see the respect shown to his whims
by his children and relatives; who, indeed,
entered readily into the full spirit of them,
and seemed all well versed in their parts; having
doubtless been present at many a rehearsal.
I was amused, too, at the air of profound gravity
with which the butler and other servants executed
the duties assigned them, however eccentric.
They had an old- fashioned look; having, for
the most part, been brought up in the household,
and grown into keeping with the antiquated mansion,
and the humours of its lord; and most probably
looked upon all his whimsical regulations as
the established laws of honourable housekeeping.
When the cloth was removed, the butler brought
in a huge silver vessel of rare and curious
workmanship, which he placed before the Squire.
Its appearance was hailed with acclamation;
being the Wassail Bowl, so renowned in Christmas
festivity. The beverage in the skilful mixture
of which he particularly prided himself, alleging
that it was too abstruse and complex for the
comprehension of an ordinary servant. It was
a potation, indeed, that might well make the
heart of a toper leap within him; being composed
of the richest and raciest wines, highly spiced
and sweetened, with roasted apples bobbing about
the surface.*
* See Note G.
The old gentleman's whole countenance beamed
with a serene look of indwelling delight, as
he stirred this mighty bowl. Having raised it
to his lips, with a hearty wish of a merry Christmas
to all present, he sent it brimming, around
the board, for every one to follow his example,
according to the primitive style; pronouncing
it "the ancient fountain of good feeling,
where all hearts met together."*
* See Note H.
There was much laughing and rallying, as the
honest emblem of Christmas joviality circulated,
and was kissed rather coyly by the ladies. When
it reached Master Simon he raised it in both
hands, and with the air of a boon companion
struck up an old Wassail chanson:
The
browne bowle,
The
merry browne bowle,
As
it goes round about-a,
Fill
Still,
Let
the world say what it will,
And
drink your fill all out-a.
The
deep canne,
The
merry deep canne,
As
thou dost freely quaff-a,
Sing,
Fling,
Be
as merry as a king,
And
sound a lusty laugh-a.*
*
From "Poor Robin's Almanack."
Much of the conversation during dinner turned
upon family topics, to which I was a stranger.
There was, however, a great deal of rallying
of Master Simon about some gay widow, with whom
he was accused of having a flirtation. This
attack was commenced by the ladies; but it was
continued throughout the dinner by the fat-
headed old gentleman next the parson, with the
persevering assiduity of a slow-hound; being
one of those long-winded jokers, who, though
rather dull at starting game, are unrivalled
for their talents in hunting it down. At every
pause in the general conversation, he renewed
his bantering in pretty much the same terms;
winking hard at me with both eyes whenever he
gave Master Simon what he considered a home
thrust. The latter, indeed, seemed fond of being
teased on the subject, as old bachelors are
apt to be; and he took occasion to inform me,
in an undertone, that the lady in question was
a prodigiously fine woman, and drove her own
curricle.
The
dinner-time passed away in this flow of innocent
hilarity; and, though the old hall may have
resounded in its time with many a scene of broader
rout and revel, yet I doubt whether it ever
witnessed more honest and genuine enjoyment.
How easy it is for one benevolent being to diffuse
pleasure around him; and how truly is a kind
heart a fountain of gladness, making everything
in its vicinity to freshen into smiles! The
joyous disposition of the worthy Squire was
perfectly contagious; he was happy himself,
and disposed to make all the world happy; and
the little eccentricities of his humour did
but season, in a manner, the sweetness of his
philanthropy.
When
the ladies had retired, the conversation, as
usual, became still more animated; many good
things were broached which had been thought
of during dinner, but which would not exactly
do for a lady's ear; and though I cannot positively
affirm that there was much wit uttered, yet
I have certainly heard many contests of rare
wit produce much less laughter. Wit, after all,
is a mighty tart, pungent ingredient, and much
too acid for some stomachs; but honest good
humour is the oil and wine of a merry meeting,
and there is no jovial companionship equal to
that where the jokes are rather small, and the
laughter abundant. The Squire told several long
stories of early college pranks and adventures,
in some of which the parson had been a sharer;
though in looking at the latter, it required
some effort of imagination to figure such a
little dark anatomy of a man into the perpetrator
of a madcap gambol. Indeed, the two college
chums presented pictures of what men may be
made by their different lots in life. The Squire
had left the university to live lustily on his
paternal domains, in the vigorous enjoyment
of prosperity and sunshine, and had flourished
on to a hearty and florid old age; whilst the
poor parson, on the contrary, had dried and
withered away, among dusty tomes, in the silence
and shadows of his study.
Still
there seemed to be a spark of almost extinguished
fire, feebly glimmering in the bottom of his
soul; and as the Squire hinted at a sly story
of the parson and a pretty milkmaid, whom they
once met on the banks of the Isis, the old gentleman
made an "alphabet of faces," which,
as far as I could decipher his physiognomy,
I verily believe was indicative of laughter;--indeed,
I have rarely met with an old gentleman who
took absolutely offence at the imputed gallantries
of his youth.
I
found the tide of wine and wassail fast gaining
on the dry land of sober judgment. The company
grew merrier and louder as their jokes grew
duller. Master Simon was in as chirping a humour
as a grasshopper filled with dew; his old songs
grew of a warmer complexion, and he began to
talk maudlin about the widow. He even gave a
long song about the wooing of a widow, which
he informed me he had gathered from an excellent
black-letter work, entitled "Cupid's Solicitor
for Love," containing store of good advice
for bachelors, and which he promised to lend
me. The first verse was to this effect:
"He
that will woo a widow must not dally,
He
must make hay while the sun doth shine;
He
must not stand with her, Shall I, Shall I?
But
boldly say, Widow, thou must be mine."
This
song inspired the fat-headed old gentleman,
who made several attempts to tell a rather broad
story out of Joe Miller, that was pat to the
purpose; but he always stuck in the middle,
everybody recollecting the latter part excepting
himself. The parson, too, began to show the
effects of good cheer, having gradually settled
down into a doze, and his wig sitting most suspiciously
on one side. Just at this juncture we were summoned
to the drawing-room, and, I suspect, at the
private instigation of mine host, whose joviality
seemed always tempered with a proper love of
decorum.
After
the dinner-table was removed, the hall was given
up to the younger members of the family, who,
prompted to all kind of noisy mirth by the Oxonian
and Master Simon, made its old walls ring with
their merriment, as they played at romping games.
I delight in witnessing the gambols of children,
and particularly at this happy holiday-season,
and could not help stealing out of the drawing-room
on hearing one of their peals of laughter. I
found them at the game of blind-man's buff.
Master Simon, who was the leader of their revels,
and seemed on all occasions to fulfil the office
of that ancient potentate, the Lord of Misrule,*
was blinded in the midst of the hall. The little
beings were as busy about him as the mock fairies
about Falstaff; pinching him, plucking at the
skirts of his coat, and tickling him with straws.
One fine blue-eyed girl of about thirteen, with
her flaxen hair all in beautiful confusion,
her frolic face in a glow, her frock half torn
off her shoulders, a complete picture of a romp,
was the chief tormentor; and from the slyness
with which Master Simon avoided the smaller
game, and hemmed this wild little nymph in corners,
and obliged her to jump shrieking over chairs,
I suspected the rogue of being not a whit more
blinded than was convenient.
* See Note I.
When I returned to the drawing-room, I found
the company seated around the fire, listening
to the parson, who was deeply ensconced in a
high-backed oaken chair, the work of some cunning
artificer of yore, which had been brought from
the library for his particular accommodation.
From this venerable piece of furniture, with
which his shadowy figure and dark weazen face
so admirably accorded, he was dealing forth
strange accounts of popular superstitions and
legends of the surrounding country, with which
he had become acquainted in the course of his
antiquarian researches. I am half inclined to
think that the old gentleman was himself somewhat
tinctured with superstition, as men are very
apt to be who live a recluse and studious life
in a sequestered part of the country, and pore
over black-letter tracts, so often filled with
the marvellous and supernatural. He gave us
several anecdotes of the fancies of the neighbouring
peasantry, concerning the effigy of the crusader
which lay on the tomb by the church altar. As
it was the only monument of the kind in that
part of the country, it had always been regarded
with feelings of superstition by the goodwives
of the village. It was said to get up from the
tomb and walk the rounds of the churchyard in
stormy nights, particularly when it thundered;
and one old woman, whose cottage bordered on
the churchyard, had seen it, through the windows
of the church, when the moon shone, slowly pacing
up and down the aisles. It was the belief that
some wrong had been left unredressed by the
deceased, or some treasure hidden, which kept
the spirit in a state of trouble and restlessness.
Some talked of gold and jewels buried in the
tomb, over which the spectre kept watch; and
there was a story current of a sexton in old
times who endeavoured to break his way to the
coffin at night; but just as he reached it,
received a violent blow from the marble hand
of the effigy, which stretched him senseless
on the pavement. These tales were often laughed
at by some of the sturdier among the rustics,
yet when night came on, there were many of the
stoutest unbelievers that were shy of venturing
alone in the footpath that led across the churchyard.
From these and other anecdotes that followed,
the crusader appeared to be the favourite hero
of ghost stories throughout the vicinity. His
picture, which hung up in the hall, was thought
by the servants to have something supernatural
about it; for they remarked that, in whatever
part of the hall you went, the eyes of the warrior
were still fixed on you. The old porter's wife,
too, at the lodge, who had been born and brought
up in the family, and was a great gossip among
the maid servants, affirmed that in her young
days she had often heard say that on Midsummer
eve, when it is well known all kinds of ghosts,
goblins, and fairies become visible and walk
abroad, the crusader used to mount his horse,
come down from his picture, ride about the house,
down the avenue, and so to the church to visit
the tomb; on which occasion the church door
most civilly swung open of itself: not that
he needed it; for he rode through closed gates
and even stone walls, and had been seen by one
of the dairymaids to pass between two bars of
the great park gate, making himself as thin
as a sheet of paper.
All
these superstitions, I found, had been very
much countenanced by the Squire, who, though
not superstitious himself, was very fond of
seeing others so. He listened to every goblin
tale of the neighbouring gossips with infinite
gravity, and held the porter's wife in high
favour on account of her talent for the marvellous.
He was himself a great reader of old legends
and romances, and often lamented that he could
not believe in them; for a superstitious person,
he thought, must live in a kind of fairyland.
Whilst
we were all attention to the parson's stories,
our ears were suddenly assailed by a burst of
heterogeneous sounds from the hall, in which
was mingled something like the clang of rude
minstrelsy, with the uproar of many small voices
and girlish laughter. The door suddenly flew
open, and a train came trooping into the room,
that might almost have been mistaken for the
breaking up of the court of Fairy. That indefatigable
spirit, Master Simon, in the faithful discharge
of his duties as Lord of Misrule, had conceived
the idea of a Christmas mummery, or masking;
and having called in to his assistance the Oxonian
and the young officer, who were equally ripe
for anything that should occasion romping and
merriment, they had carried it into instant
effect. The old housekeeper had been consulted;
the antique clothes-presses and wardrobes rummaged
and made to yield up the relics of finery that
had not seen the light for several generations;
the younger part of the company had been privately
convened from the parlour and hall, and the
whole had been bedizened out, into a burlesque
imitation of an antique masque.*
* See Note J.
Master Simon led the van, as "Ancient Christmas,"
quaintly apparelled in a ruff, a short cloak,
which had very much the aspect of one of the
old housekeeper's petticoats, and a hat that
might have served for a village steeple, and
must indubitably have figured in the days of
the Covenanters. From under this his nose curved
boldly forth, flushed with a frost-bitten bloom,
that seemed the very trophy of a December blast.
He was accompanied by the blue-eyed romp, dished
up as "Dame Mince-Pie," in the venerable
magnificence of faded brocade, long stomacher,
peaked hat, and high-heeled shoes. The young
officer appeared as Robin Hood, in a sporting
dress of Kendal green and a foraging cap with
a gold tassel. The costume, to be sure, did
not bear testimony to deep research, and there
was an evident eye to the picturesque, natural
to a young gallant in the presence of his mistress.
The fair Julia hung on his arm in a pretty rustic
dress, as "Maid Marian." The rest
of the train had been metamorphosed in various
ways; the girls trussed up in the finery of
the ancient belles of the Bracebridge line,
and the striplings bewhiskered with burnt cork,
and gravely clad in broad skirts, hanging sleeves,
and full-bottomed wigs, to represent the characters
of Roast Beef, Plum Pudding, and other worthies
celebrated in ancient maskings. The whole was
under the control of the Oxonian, in the appropriate
character of Misrule; and I observed that he
exercised rather a mischievous sway with his
wand over the smaller personages of the pageant.
The
irruption of this motley crew, with beat of
drum, according to ancient custom, was the consummation
of uproar and merriment. Master Simon covered
himself with glory by the stateliness with which,
as Ancient Christmas, he walked a minuet with
the peerless, though giggling, Dame Mince-Pie.
It was followed by a dance of all the characters,
which, from its medley of costumes, seemed as
though the old family portraits had skipped
down from their frames to join in the sport.
Different centuries were figuring at cross hands
and right and left; the dark ages were cutting
pirouettes and rigadoons; and the days of Queen
Bess jigging merrily down the middle, through
a line of succeeding generations.
The
worthy Squire contemplated these fantastic sports,
and this resurrection of his old wardrobe, with
the simple relish of childish delight. He stood
chuckling and rubbing his hands, and scarcely
hearing a word the parson said, notwithstanding
that the latter was discoursing most authentically
on the ancient and stately dance at the Paon,
or Peacock, from which he conceived the minuet
to be derived.* For my part, I was in a continual
excitement, from the varied scenes of whim and
innocent gaiety passing before me. It was inspiring
to see wild-eyed frolic and warm-hearted hospitality
breaking out from among the chills and glooms
of winter, and old age throwing off his apathy,
and catching once more the freshness of youthful
enjoyment. I felt also an interest in the scene,
from the consideration that these fleeting customs
were posting fast into oblivion, and that this
was, perhaps, the only family in England in
which the whole of them were still punctiliously
observed. There was a quaintness, too, mingled
with all this revelry that gave it a peculiar
zest; it was suited to the time and place; and
as the old Manor House almost reeled with mirth
and wassail, it seemed echoing back the joviality
of long-departed years.
* See Note K.
But enough of Christmas and its gambols; it
is time for me to pause in this garrulity. Methinks
I hear the questions asked by my graver readers,
"To what purpose is all this?--how is the
world to be made wiser by this talk?" Alas!
is there not wisdom enough extant for the instruction
of the world? And if not, are there not thousands
of abler pens labouring for its improvement?--It
is so much pleasanter to please than to instruct--to
play the companion rather than the preceptor.
What,
after all, is the mite of wisdom that I could
throw into the mass of knowledge? or how am
I sure that my sagest deductions may be safe
guides for the opinions of others? But in writing
to amuse, if I fail, the only evil is my own
disappointment. If, however, I can by any lucky
chance, in these days of evil, rub out one wrinkle
from the brow of care, or beguile the heavy
heart of one moment of sorrow; if I can now
and then penetrate through the gathering film
of misanthropy, prompt a benevolent view of
human nature, and make my reader more in good
humour with his fellow beings and himself, surely,
surely, I shall not then have written entirely
in vain.
THE
END.
Notes
NOTE
A.
The
misletoe is still hung up in farmhouses and
kitchens at Christmas; and the young men have
the privilege of kissing the girls under it,
plucking each time a berry from the bush. When
the berries are all plucked, the privilege ceases.
NOTE B.
The
Yule-log is a great log of wood, sometimes the
root of a tree, brought into the house with
great ceremony, on Christmas eve, laid in the
fireplace, and lighted with the brand of last
year's clog. While it lasted there was great
drinking, singing, and telling of tales. Sometimes
it was accompanied by Christmas candles, but
in the cottages the only light was from the
ruddy blaze of the great wood fire. The Yule-clog
was to burn all night; if it went out, it was
considered a sign of ill luck.
Herrick
mentions it in one of his songs:
"Come, bring with a noise My merrie, merrie
boyes, The Christmas log to the firing: While
my good dame, she Bids ye all be free, And drink
to your hearts' desiring."
The Yule-clog is still burnt in many farmhouses
and kitchens in England, particularly in the
north, and there are several superstitions connected
with it among the peasantry. If a squinting
person come to the house while it is burning,
or a person barefooted, it is considered an
ill omen. The brand remaining from the Yule-clog
is carefully put away to light the next year's
Christmas fire.
NOTE C.
From
the Flying Eagle, a small gazette, published
December 24, 1652: "The House spent much
time this day about the business of the Navy,
for settling the affairs at sea; and before
they rose, were presented with a terrible remonstrance
against Christmas day, grounded upon divine
Scriptures, 2 Cor. v. 16; 1 Cor. xv. 14, 17;
and in honour of the Lord's Day, grounded upon
these Scriptures, John xx. I; Rev. i. 10; Psalm
cxviii. 24; Lev. xxiii. 7, 11; Mark xvi. 8;
Psalm lxxxiv. 10, in which Christmas is called
Anti- Christ's masse, and those Mass-mongers
and Papists who observe it, etc. In consequence
of which Parliament spent some time in consultation
about the abolition of Christmas day, passed
orders to that effect, and resolved to sit on
the following day, which was commonly called
Christmas day."
NOTE D.
An
English gentleman at the opening of the great
day, i. e. on Christmas day in the morning,
had all his tenants and neighbours enter his
hall by daybreak. The strong beer was broached,
and the black jacks went plentifully about with
toast, sugar, nutmeg, and good Cheshire cheese.
The hackin (the great sausage) must be boiled
by daybreak, or else two young men must take
the maiden (i.e. the cook) by the arms and run
her round the market-place till she is shamed
of her laziness.--Round about our Sea-coal Fire.
NOTE E.
The
old ceremony of serving up the boar's head on
Christmas day is still observed in the hall
of Queen's College, Oxford. I was favoured by
the parson with a copy of the carol as now sung,
and as it may be acceptable to such of my readers
as are curious in these grave and learned matters,
I give it entire.
"The boar's head in hand bear I, Bedeck'd
with bays and rosemary; And I pray you, my masters,
be merry, Quot estia in convivio. Caput apri
defero Reddens laudes Domino.
"The boar's head, as I understand, Is the
rarest dish in all this land, Which thus bedeck'd
with a gay garland Let us servire cantico. Caput
apri defero, etc.
"Our Steward hath provided this In honour
of the King of Bliss, Which on this day to be
served is In Reginensi Atrio. Caput apri defero,"
Etc., etc., etc.
NOTE F.
The
peacock was anciently in great demand for stately
entertainments. Sometimes it was made into a
pie, at one end of which the head appeared above
the crust in all its plumage, with the beak
richly gilt; at the other end the tail was displayed.
Such pies were served up at the solemn banquets
of chivalry, when knights-errant pledged themselves
to undertake any perilous enterprise; whence
came the ancient oath, used by Justice Shallow,
"by cock and pie."
The
peacock was also an important dish for the Christmas
feast; and Massinger, in his "City Madam,"
gives some idea of the extravagance with which
this, as well as other dishes, was prepared
for the gorgeous revels of the olden times:
"Men may talk of country Christmasses,
Their thirty pound butter'd eggs, their pies
of carps' tongues: Their pheasants drench'd
with ambergris; the carcases of three fat wethers
bruised for gravy, to make sauce for a single
peacock!"
NOTE
G.
The
Wassail Bowl was sometimes composed of ale instead
of wine; with nutmeg, sugar, toast, ginger,
and roasted crabs; in this way the nut-brown
beverage is still prepared in some old families,
and round the hearths of substantial farmers
at Christmas. It is also called Lambs' Wool,
and is celebrated by Herrick in his "Twelfth
Night:"
"Next crowne the bowle full With gentle
Lambs' Wool, Add sugar, nutmeg, and ginger,
With store of ale too; And thus ye must doe
To make the Wassaile a swinger."
NOTE H.
The
custom of drinking out of the same cup gave
place to each having his cup. When the steward
came to the doore with the Wassel, he was to
cry three times, Wassel, Wassel, Wassel, and
then the chappel (chaplain) was to answer with
a song.--Archaeologia.
NOTE I.
At
Christmasse there was in the Kings's house,
wheresoever hee was lodged, a lorde of misrule,
or mayster of merry disportes; and the like
had ye in the house of every nobleman of honour,
or good worshippe, were he spirituall or temporall.--Stow.
NOTE J.
Maskings
or mummeries were favourite sports at Christmas
in old times; and the wardrobes at halls and
manor-houses were often laid under contribution
to furnish dresses and fantastic disguisings.
I strongly suspect Master Simon to have taken
the idea of his from Ben Jonson's "Masque
of Christmas."
NOTE K.
Sir
John Hawkins, speaking of the dance called the
Pavon, from pavo, a peacock, says: "It
is a grave and majestic dance; the method of
dancing it anciently was by gentlemen dressed
with caps and swords, by those of the long robe
in their gowns, by the peers in their mantles,
and by the ladies in gowns with long trains,
the motion whereof, in dancing, resembled that
of a peacock."--History of Music. |